An oldie but a goodie …
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children…
“You all have obsessions,” he observed. “These have been expressed in the environment you have created around you.”
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turns to the third mom. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand, and whispers, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”
(via DaGoddess)
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But wait, there is another oldie.
3 woman were in the Doctors office discussing their babies to be.
Mother 1 quips:I’m going to have a boy. I know because my husband was in the male dominant position.
Mother 2 says:If thats the case, then I’m going to have a little gorl, because I was the dominant one.
Mother 3 starts crying. The first Mothers look look at her and ask what her problem is.
Mother 3 replies:I’m going to have a puppy!
But wait, there is another oldie.
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3 woman were in the Doctors office discussing their babies to be.
Mother 1 quips:I’m going to have a boy. I know because my husband was in the male dominant position.
Mother 2 says:If thats the case, then I’m going to have a little gorl, because I was the dominant one.
Mother 3 starts crying. The first Mothers look look at her and ask what her problem is.
Mother 3 replies:I’m going to have a puppy!