Nearly-Darwin Awards

For everyone who thinks sex and carnality are pervasive in Western society, a cautionary tale.

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless – they weren’t having sex.
[…] “We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.”

Of course, those of us in the tech support field always know to the first question should be, “Is it plugged it in and turned on?”

(via Stan)