Okay, I don’t care if this movie turns out to suck worse than [INSERT NAME OF MOST BADLY PLOTTED AND ACTED MOVIE YOU CAN THINK OF]. I’ll pay full price just to watch it, if the current trailer is any indication. Hellboy meets The Rocketeer meets Pearl Harbor … oh, yeah.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Okay, I don’t care if this movie turns out to suck worse than [INSERT NAME OF MOST BADLY PLOTTED AND ACTED MOVIE YOU CAN THINK OF]. I’ll pay full price…
It shall be mine!