From the Top5.com Little Fivers “Internet” list, it’s …
The Top 9 Signs You’re Addicted to eBay
9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.
8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.
7> Sitting on the floor of your empty apartment, you stare at your fingers and wonder whether they’ll sell better individually or as a matched set.
6> Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.
5> You’re the reason they adopted the “No selling your children’s vital organs” policy.
4> You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.
3> When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.
2> Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.
and the Number 1 Sign You’re Addicted to eBay …
1> After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouse’s ear, “Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++”
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