It’s the “Porn Star or My Little Pony” test.
She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she’s completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the approximately four hundred thousand different “My Little Ponies” they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?
I identified 3 out of 12 names correctly as to whether they were a My Little Pony or a Pr0n star. I’m sure that says something about me …
I also scored 3. If we’d just checked all one or the other, we would have scored 6. It’s not often you find a test where you do better if you don’t actually try to get the answers right.
I wonder if the Parents Television Council have filed any objections with the FTC about My Little Pony names being suggested of pr0n stars?