From the Top5 Little Fivers Comics list:
The Top 9 Differences If Martha Stewart Were a Comic Book Super Hero/Villain
9. Pym Particles would come in 12 designer colors.
8. “With great power comes great responsibility, made out of leftover oven mitts and decorated with bit of lace recycled from a wedding dress.”
7. Laser eye-beam-carved ice sculptures.
6. She’d be the only JLA hero capable of freaking out Batman.
5. “Decorative ceramic tiles on your doomsday device will brighten up your entire evil lair.”
4. “Bring your organic steel skin to a healthy glimmer with ordinary household ingredients.”
3. “Skulls of vanquished foes can be used as decorative centerpieces during Thanksgiving.”
2. Martha: Not just cleaning up crime, but decorating it with festive garlands!
and the Number 1 Difference If Martha Stewart Were a Comic Book Super Hero/Villain…
1. Giant orbiting death ray replaced with a *really* big hot glue gun.
(via Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI (1, 2); Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN (3, 4, 7); Jeremy Bleichman, Fair Lawn, NJ (5); Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina (6); Dave Hill, Centennial, CO (8); Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH (9); Andrew Jones, Brisbane, Australia (Topic)
And from the runners up …
More ecru, less solitude in the Arctic fortress. (Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina)
“Green” Lantern? I think not. Try “Spring Moss with undertones of Burnt Sienna” Lantern! (Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL)
“The joes of Easy Company were getting anxious for action, so I set them to the task of crocheting new ammo belts for Bulldozer’s spring ensemble.” (Ibid.)
“When I have defeated the Fantastic Four and made doilies out of their worthless hides, then all Latveria will cry, ‘It is a good thing!’ Doom has spoken!” (Ibid.)