Rejected York Peppermint Patty Commercials.
When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I feel the sensation of the Lord’s righteous anger as he reveals his plan to use me as his holy instrument of judgment! It’s all right there between the lines of the ingredients list!
Heh.
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the cool sensation of being surrounded by an 8th-level Blaster’s Chilling Embrace power! Time seems to slow down so the sensation lasts until I’m KO’d!
Heh.
*Snork*
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