Okay. Here’s the resolution:
I will go out for lunch each day, except for extraordinary cases. I may go out as late as 1, or as early as 11, but somewhere in the three hour time slot of 11a – 2p, I will take an hour out of my day, to eat, walk, and read.
Despite the best efforts of everyone to convince me of how essential I am by inviting me into their conference calls (all of which are, in fact, essential, and none of which are concerned with lunchtime in the Mountain Time Zone).
I’m just sayin’.