Martha Stewart continues to defy any efforts to actually garner some sympathy for what many think was a dubious conviction by complaining bitterly over the conditions of her probation and house arrest.
“I hate lockdown. It’s hideous,” Stewart tells the August issue of [Vanity Fair], on newsstands July 12.
Asked about the electronic monitoring device she must wear on her ankle — she has complained repeatedly that it irritates her skin — Stewart says she knows how to remove it.
“I watched them put it on. You can figure out how to get it off,” she is quoted as saying. “It’s on the Internet. I looked it up.”
Careful, Martha — they’ll put you in the Box for that if they catch you!
Mr. Irresponsible details the cruel hardships that Martha’s house arrest entails. It will have you crying aloud for penal reform.