From my folks …
I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained
through 50 years of experience. The cost is only $29.95. Cash only please
The following is the chapter listing to give you an overview. Don’t wait until they’re all gone!
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 12 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 14 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender
I think I could use several of those …