For all of those who are concerned that George W. Bush is a radically conservative Christian, a Born Again theocrat, a Dominionist, etc., etc., etc., be not concerned: real fundamentalist Christians know that Bush is actually just faking it.
Among the proof: he supposedly was “born again” under the influence of Billy Graham, who everyone knows is paganist Mason and member of the Illuminati. And, of course, Bush supports those ecumenist apostates like Focus on the Family and Promise Keepers. And, of course, there’s his secret Black Magick association with Hitler …
No, really.
(via J-Walk)