Well, now that that’s settled …

I mean, you can’t resolve the scientific debate of Evolution vs Creationism any more definitively than this: If YOU believe in Evolution instead of Jesus, you’ll end up in hell….

I mean, you can’t resolve the scientific debate of Evolution vs Creationism any more definitively than this:

If YOU believe in Evolution instead of Jesus, you’ll end up in hell.

Get it? Got it. Good.

I’ll be you get in real trouble if you claim you believe in both.

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Randal says:
Thu 15-Sep-05 4:39pm at 4:39pm
Still kicking myself for not saving the Chick Cthulhu strip. Dammit.
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steve says:
Thu 15-Sep-05 4:54pm at 4:54pm
I have found a most terrible and ancient manuscript, long thought lost to the dour and humourless scholars of a distant cult:
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html
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***Dave says:
Thu 15-Sep-05 5:29pm at 5:29pm
Yup. Linked on my blog back here. Alas, the original site had to be taken down (Chick went after them), so use the mirror site.
Or, now that I’ve saved a PDF print of the page …
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Les says:
Thu 15-Sep-05 9:47pm at 9:47pm
I have to admit that Jack Chick himself is easily one of the better arguments against evolution…
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***Dave says:
Thu 15-Sep-05 11:50pm at 11:50pm
Unfortunately, he’s an even better argument against people being created by God …
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