Fruity Oaty Bars!

I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar” commercial that River watches in…

I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar” commercial that River watches in the Beaumonde bar in Serenity. Fun stuff.

If it doesn’t work, you can go here and see it.

Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse!
Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse!
Eat ’em all the time,
Let ’em blow your mind!
[Anyone know Chinese?]
Fruity Oaty Bars, Fruity Oaty Bars.

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ginny says:
Thu 9-Mar-06 12:29am at 12:29am
::staring::
Well, yeah, it worked, and fortunately, I didn’t have to bust up the bar like a ballet dancer on steroids… 😉
Oh, I have a Google Video I need to go find now.
:rooting around:
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PaganPaul says:
Thu 1-Jun-06 11:06am at 11:06am
我很丟臉。我沒有吃 Fruity Oaty Bar。
Wuo hun {diou lyen}. Wuo may yo chr Fruity Oaty Bar.
I am very ashamed. I didn’t eat a Fruity Oaty Bar.
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***Dave says:
Fri 2-Jun-06 10:53pm at 10:53pm
Excellent. Thanks, Paul.
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***Dave says:
Sat 13-Jul-13 11:04pm at 11:04pm
The Google Video is no longer live. Meanwhile, on YouTube … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7idn3PcKBM
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***Dave says:
Sat 13-Jul-13 11:13pm at 11:13pm
And with a Joss Whedon explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le5XccdOLus
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