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Landmark

A few weeks (or trips — they blur together) ago, I posted a photo of the “signature” building at LAX. Here’s a very cool article about it. Construction of the…

A few weeks (or trips — they blur together) ago, I posted a photo of the “signature” building at LAX.

Here’s a very cool article about it.

Construction of the Theme Building, part of the “Los Angeles Jet Age Terminal” project, began in April of 1960 and was completed in August of 1961. The building, with its flying saucer suspended on parabolic arches that soar 135 feet high, was dedicated in 1962. Long before the Los Angeles City Council designated the building a Cultural-Historical Monument in 1992, it had already become iconic of the future we were supposed to have.

Many fun pictures of the exterior and (recently much-enhanced) interior.

And, yes, the future was cool in 1961 … 🙂

Doubleshot-to-the-head

Despite the term “doubleshot” being generic for, well, a double shot of espresso in a coffee, Starbucks has sent a Cease-and-Desist against the Doubleshot Coffee Company in Tulsa for ostensibly…

Despite the term “doubleshot” being generic for, well, a double shot of espresso in a coffee, Starbucks has sent a Cease-and-Desist against the Doubleshot Coffee Company in Tulsa for ostensibly violating their trademark on the term “doubleshot” — said trademark being actually for “Starbucks Doubleshot.”

It’s true. I received a letter last week informing me that I am infringing on a trademark that Starbucks has had since 2001, “Starbuck’s Doubleshot.” The lawyers advised me to cease using the DoubleShot Coffee Company name, to shut down my website (http://www.DoubleShotCoffee.com), and to destroy everything I have which bears the “DoubleShot” name. Come read the letter yourself– it’s framed and hanging on the wall, over the garbage can.

At first I frowned, then I smiled, then I laughed, then I experienced a little anger and fear, and then I went back to vengeance and irritable laughter. As you know, I don’t take kindly to people telling me what to do. After briefly discussing the matter with my lawyer, and a gaggle of other lawyers who regularly patronize DoubleShot (my DoubleShot, not the can at the gas station), I don’t think Starbucks has a leg to stand on. Doubleshot is a generic industry term for two shots of espresso. They have no exclusive rights to it. But they will try to scare me and lawyer me out of business if we give them the opportunity.

So today, as a legal clarification, I would like everyone to know that we are not Starbuck’s Doubleshot. If we tricked you into coming in here, thinking you could get a can of Starbuck’s DoubleShot here, please let me know. And if you thought that $2 Tuesday was a sale on Starbuck’s Doubleshot, I vehemently apologize for the confusion and ask you to please not come in here anymore because stupid people annoy me.

What a bunch of maroons. I mean, if the guy was using the name “Starbucks” or “Frappacino” or the logo something that clearly associates with Starbucks, sure. But what next, claiming a trademark on the term “coffee”?

(via Starbucks Gossip)

Posturing

A pity that the Dems, who were having such a nice week with Tom DeLay’s resignation, now have to be distracted by their resident House whacko, Cynthia McKinney (D-GA). As…

A pity that the Dems, who were having such a nice week with Tom DeLay’s resignation, now have to be distracted by their resident House whacko, Cynthia McKinney (D-GA).

As U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Georgia, faces possible criminal charges for a Wednesday altercation with a Capitol Police officer, one of her lawyers said Friday that the real issues were “sex, race and Ms. McKinney’s progressiveness.”

In a news conference featuring actor Danny Glover and singer Harry Belafonte, McKinney said she would be exonerated and that “this whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me, a female, black congresswoman.”

She had little else to say, citing the ongoing investigation into her allegedly striking a police officer after he failed to recognize her at a security checkpoint and tried to stop her from passing.

McKinney tried to slip past a magetometer checkpoint, as Congressfolk are allowed to do. She was not wearing the pin that IDs her as a Congresscritter, though, and the guard did not (apparently) recognize her. When he tried to stop her, she slugged him with a hand that had a cell phone in it.

McKinney was initially “regretful” about the incident, but as reports began to circulate that she might be arrested, she (as she so often has before) played the race and gender cards, claiming that she was manhandled, touched “inappropriately,” and that it was, in fact, outrageous that the capitol police officer had not automatically recognized (and, thus, deferred to) her.

Rep. Cynthia McKinney on Friday declared herself the victim of a racist Capitol Hill police officer who her supporters said used excessive force when he stopped her from skirting a security checkpoint earlier this week.

“The whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me — a female, black congresswoman,” McKinney said at a news conference, abandoning the apologetic tone she struck earlier in the week.

Capitol police are considering filing assault charges against the DeKalb County Democrat next week. But her lawyers said she was acting in self-defense when she struck the officer who tried to stop her.

“Cynthia McKinney, like thousands of average Americans across this country, is … a victim of the excessive use of force by law enforcement officials because of how she looks and the color of her skin,” said one of McKinney’s lawyers, James Myart Jr.

McKinney spoke on the campus of predominantly black Howard University, surrounded by more than a dozen African-American children from South Georgia’s Coffee County who held signs reading “Is Cynthia a Target?” and “Recognize Our Congresswoman.”

[…] “She’s a victim,” said [NAACP officer Hal] Pressley. “For Ms. McKinney not to be immediately recognized by the Capitol police was, in itself, an insult. She’s recognizable from around the world, so in D.C., our capital, you would expect that almost any police officer would recognize her, with all the controversy attached to her name.”

Um … I don’t think I could pick her up out of a set of photos, aside from knowing she’s a black woman. Heck, I couldn’t pick up Bill Frist out of a set of photos, too. I think Ms. McKinney & Co. have a slightly inflated impression of her fame.

What brought this case to my attention was watching an interview this morning on CNN with McKinney and her lawyer. The interviewer tried to get her to explain what had happened. McKinney launched into a prepared statement about race and the police and racial profiling and …. So the interviewer interrupted her, and asked again for the details. And, again, McKinney answered with broad statements about police and racial profiling and …. And, again, the interviewer offered to discuss that, but wanted to hear what had actually happened, from her mouth. At which point her lawyer answered by talking about racial profiling and the police and ….

Now, it may very well be that, with possible criminal charges (you know, hitting a police officer?), McKinney is not making any statements so that they cannot then be used against her. But that would be an easy statement to make: “Since the police have decided, so long after the fact, to possibly press charges to prove their point here, I can’t comment on any details at this time. The real story will come out soon enough. But this is, to my mind, yet another example of how the police and racial profiling …”

But she didn’t say that. Neither did her lawyer. They seemed only interested in polemic, rather than answering the questions. Which, if it seems evasive and exploitative — is.

Now, this begs the issue of problems of race, police, racial profiling, etc., which are very real and do need to be discussed and addressed. But McKinney isn’t doing that cause any favor by her posturing, especially as it smacks of “I’m important and should be immediately recognized” and “How dare they touch me! How dare they object when I hit them!”

“Something that perhaps the average American just doesn’t understand is that there is a heightened sense of a lack of appropriateness being there for members who are elected who happen to be of color,” McKinney said, “and until this issue is addressed by the American public in a very substantive way, it won’t be the last time.”

Color me average, then, because I don’t even understand what that sentence means.

Republicans are busy crowing over all of this, getting to paint themselves as supporters of law and order, and of security. Dems seem to be (rightfully) wishing McKinney would just go away.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) distanced herself from McKinney: “I think what happened last week was a very unfortunate incident. I think that all members of Congress like to be recognized, that’s for sure. And this was a case in which she wasn’t. I don’t think any of it justifies hitting a police officer. I don’t know if that happened, but I am saying if it did happen, I don’t think it was justified.”

No, I don’t think it is. And to try to turn it into some huge political statement is even less justified.

Nekkid!

Today is CSS Naked Day: Welcome to the first annual CSS naked day which will be happening April 5th, 2006. The idea behind this event is to promote Web Standards….

Today is CSS Naked Day:

Welcome to the first annual CSS naked day which will be happening April 5th, 2006. The idea behind this event is to promote Web Standards. Plain and simple. This includes proper use of (x)html, semantic markup, a good hierarchy structure, and; well, a fun play on words. I mean, who doesn’t want to get naked?. Feel free to see the original reference article for more information.

[… O]n April 5th, simply remove all CSS from your website, stripping it entirely of its design.

Of course, a simple glance shows that I haven’t done that. But I have created a version of my index that does.

Something very 1995ish about that page.

Lord of the Rings, Remixed

TBS is showing the LotR trilogy the weekend of 14 April (Watch them all? How taxing!) And they have some very funny (if no doubt horrifying to the purists) ads…

TBS is showing the LotR trilogy the weekend of 14 April (Watch them all? How taxing!) And they have some very funny (if no doubt horrifying to the purists) ads for the series.

(via Seth)

How disappointing

John McCain cozies up to Jerry Falwell. And that’s why it’s important to hold someone like Mr. McCain — who is still widely regarded as a moderate, in spite of…

John McCain cozies up to Jerry Falwell.

And that’s why it’s important to hold someone like Mr. McCain — who is still widely regarded as a moderate, in spite of his extremely conservative voting record — accountable when he cozies up to Mr. Falwell. Nobody thinks that Mr. McCain shares all of Mr. Falwell’s views. But when Mr. McCain said that the Christian right had a right to be part of the Republican Party, he was in effect saying that Mr. Falwell’s statements were within the realm of acceptable political discourse.

Just to be clear: this is a free country, and Mr. Falwell has a right to say what he thinks, even if his views include the belief that other people, by saying what they think, brought down God’s wrath on America. By the same token, any political party has a right to include Mr. Falwell and his supporters, just as any politician has a right to make a political alliance with Mr. Falwell.

But if you choose to make common cause with religious extremists, you are accepting some responsibility for their extremism. By welcoming Mr. Falwell and people like him as members of their party, Republicans are saying that it’s O.K. — not necessarily correct, but O.K. — to declare that 9/11 was America’s punishment for its tolerance of abortion and homosexuality, that Islam is a terrorist religion, and that Jews can’t go to heaven. And voters should judge the Republican Party accordingly.

Not that I thought he had much chance of getting the nomination anyway, but it seems to me McCain — assuming he’s angling to run again in ’08 — has managed to alienate a good chunk of his base without really standing to gain much ground with the religious right. A pity, that he felt that was the thing to do, whether it was done pragmatically or on principle.

Looooooong day …

… of meetings and demos, much of it overstuffed into a cramped room. Just as soon head to the hotel and call it a night, but having a departmental project…

… of meetings and demos, much of it overstuffed into a cramped room.

Just as soon head to the hotel and call it a night, but having a departmental project team dinner at P.F. Chang’s with the Boss Man, and that should be diverting (especially since we ended in time for it),

Ton of stuff to do, and no time to do it all in. Ah, well.

Sequence

If you are awake tonight and use American-style date formatting, then you will get to witness 01:03:03 04/05/06. This happens once a century, of course. Or twice (if you put…

If you are awake tonight and use American-style date formatting, then you will get to witness 01:03:03 04/05/06. This happens once a century, of course. Or twice (if you put a.m./p.m. in there). Or it will happen again on May 4 for folks who use European-style dates. And, of course, next year we’ll have the whole sequence again, shifted by 1 (02:03:04 05/06/07). But it’s still kinda cool.

Nevertheless, if I’m up at that hour (I hope not), I will probably not notice.

Without DeLay

It’s hard not to chortle a bit over Tom DeLay’s “fall” and resignation from Congress. Here’s a man who both led and epitomized the hardball “We’re in charge, so back…

It’s hard not to chortle a bit over Tom DeLay’s “fall” and resignation from Congress. Here’s a man who both led and epitomized the hardball “We’re in charge, so back the hell away” GOP politics of the last five years. Here’s a man whose political epitaphs speak nothing of the good he did, but that he was “a hard fighter” and “effective” (the “effective” word keeps showing up over and over). Here’s a man who led Congress at a time of unparalleled (at least in recent years) spending, civil rights incursions, and entanglement of religion with law.

And now he’s, effectively, gone, brought down not just by corruption charges but by convictions on his staff and an electorate that seemed finally fed up with the whole thing.

DeLay will linger, like Newt Gingrich. He’ll write. He’ll serve on boards. He’ll be a fund raiser. He’ll attract attention (intentially and not). He certainly won’t go away. But his direct political power has been broken, fairly or not, either due to things he did or the sense of things he did. He’s done the best thing he could do “for the party” right now, falling on his sword and telling the public it’s because “liberal democrats” were using negative attacks and that he didn’t want the election to be “a campaign focused solely as a referendum on me” (why not?). It might — might — deflect some attention and let some voters forget about it all by November. But …

I’m glad to see him go. Hope he’s the first of many.

LAX to upgrade

LAX has decided what it’s going to do about a bad customer survey in 2004. Improvements coming to the airport include: Valet parking at the International terminal. T-Mobile WiFi at…

LAX has decided what it’s going to do about a bad customer survey in 2004. Improvements coming to the airport include:

  • Valet parking at the International terminal.
  • T-Mobile WiFi at all terminals. Which is probably good (Ontario and Van Nuys airports are getting the service, too), Though the whole “$9.99 for 24 hours” is irksome (unless, I suppose, you’re spending all day at the airport).
  • Lots of paint and carpet and new signs.

Not all that impressive, but since I travel through there so often, it’s better than nothing. I’d be happier with someone magicallly addressing undermanned counters, surly and obnoxious security guards, and a generally awful traffic situation at that whole end of the LA area.

AOL is Un-American

At least to the extent of changing its name. AOL is no longer short for the company, “America Online.” It now is “AOL.” In an expected move, Time Warner Inc.’s…

At least to the extent of changing its name. AOL is no longer short for the company, “America Online.” It now is “AOL.”

In an expected move, Time Warner Inc.’s Internet unit said Monday it has renamed itself. It also changed from being a corporation to a limited liability company.

“Our company long ago accomplished the mission implied by our old name. We literally got America online,” said Jon Miller, chairman and chief executive of AOL LLC. “Our new corporate identity better reflects our expanded mission — to make everyone’s online experience better.”

Or — given the ongoing drop in subscriber numbers (19.5MM in 12/05, down from 26.7MM in 9/02), maybe not.

(via J-Walk)

Speaking of names and faces

We did a team-building/introduction exercise during the big meeting today. The project manager stuck the names of various “famous people, fictional or real, alive or dead” on each of our…

We did a team-building/introduction exercise during the big meeting today. The project manager stuck the names of various “famous people, fictional or real, alive or dead” on each of our backs, and, through yes-and-no questions, we were supposed to figure out who we were.

I was more than a bit dismayed when it turned out that “I” was a music personality. My experience with these sorts of things is that I end up with either a pop music star I’ve never heard of — or, more likely, have heard of, but couldn’t associate with a given tune for love or money — or else a sports figure that I recognize the name of but whom I could never offer up as an answer if my life depended on it.

I was a bit further hampered in the exercise by people giving me wrong answers, to wit, two people telling me that I was, though dead, not associated with the 20th Century.

It turned out I was John Lennon, who was quite associated with the 20th Century.

My project-related observations:

  1. If people are telling you things that don’t make sense, keep asking questions.
  2. The answerer and the answered may have different interpretations of the answer.
  3. Not all data is equally reliable.

Faces

One of the interesting things about large business meetings is encountering people you’ve only heard of, or heard (on the phone) but never met Of three people I’d had that…

One of the interesting things about large business meetings is encountering people you’ve only heard of, or heard (on the phone) but never met

Of three people I’d had that sort of exposure to:

  1. One gent I’d imagined as a lean and somewhat bony fellow turned out to be tall and softly baby-faced.
  2. One gent I’d thought of as having a round and craggy face turned out to have a rather cylindrical mien.
  3. One gent I’d thought of as white turned out to be black.

Nothing wrong with any of the surprises. I just wish I knew how my mind’s eye worked, since it seems to be piss-poor and building faces to names/voices.

Verb

The following two words are not verbs, no matter how much some folks think they should be: Onboard: To bring on board. As in, “We onboarded the new hires.” Okay,…

The following two words are not verbs, no matter how much some folks think they should be:

  • Onboard: To bring on board. As in, “We onboarded the new hires.” Okay, it’s a shortening of a term, so it’s got a scosh of respectability. Still, way too Dilbertish.
  • Solution: To come up with one or more solutions. See also, “solve.” As in, “We’re looking to solution the problem.” Um, see also, “solve.”

Thank you.

UPDATE: I was a bit bemused to discover that we no longer call the department “Quality” but “Performance Management.”

Another Monday …

… another big meeting at Corporate. (And another picture of a table, some papers, a coffee mug, and a knee.) this post enabled by airblogging.com….

… another big meeting at Corporate.

(And another picture of a table, some papers, a coffee mug, and a knee.)

this post enabled by airblogging.com.

On the road (again)

I told Margie on the phone that, as I got off the Hertz bus to pick up my rental car, I realized I was getting really tired of traveling by…

I told Margie on the phone that, as I got off the Hertz bus to pick up my rental car, I realized I was getting really tired of traveling by myself.

A bit of business travel is fun. A novel experience. A chance to indulge a bit, to see people you don’t normally get to see, cool stuff like that.

Traveling every 2, 3, 4 weeks? That’s just a hassle. Especially when it’s mostly to the same place.

Yes, I’ll get to travel to Glasgow in a few weeks. I’ll spend as many days traveling there as being there, and I’ll have, I suspect, not all that much time to do anything except sit in meeting rooms and drink a lot of tea.

I’m looking forward to going to WDW with Margie at the end of May. It will be quite a nice change.

If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is OBLIGED to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
— Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer

Weekend business

Friday we did … well, this stuff. When we got home, Margie played some CoH, and I watched this week’s Doctor Who. Saturday — whilst Margie was taking Kitten to…

Friday we did … well, this stuff. When we got home, Margie played some CoH, and I watched this week’s Doctor Who.

Saturday — whilst Margie was taking Kitten to ice skating class and going shopping, I was busy doing Spring cleaning in the backyard. I was also considering how we need to realign sprinklers back there now that we have the extended deck. Also started counting up fence pickets that needed replacement.

In the late afternoon, we went with Jackie and Stan to the Melting Pot for supper. Yum. Afterwards, adjourned to Doyce & Jackie’s place to play some CoH. Home early, and set the clocks forward.

Today? Skipped church and got tihngs ready for my trip to California (bleah). Made some yummy French Toast.

Aside from that, not much to report. Heck, that’s not much to report, either. 🙂

Conflation

It’s funny because (a) it’s cute, and (b) I’ve certainly done it before in the past. Katherine will start singing the “Wizard of Oz” song … We hear he is…

It’s funny because (a) it’s cute, and (b) I’ve certainly done it before in the past.

Katherine will start singing the “Wizard of Oz” song …

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was …

… and then segue to something like the conclusion of the “Pinky and the Brain” song …

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Oz, Oz, Oz,
Oz, Oz, Oz, Oz …

At least we don’t have to worry about a Kim Possible/Rainbow Brite cross-over

Disney evidently owns much or all of the old DIC stable, but is now divesting itself of it. I don’t shed much a tear at Disney no longer being associated…

Disney evidently owns much or all of the old DIC stable, but is now divesting itself of it. I don’t shed much a tear at Disney no longer being associated (even indirectly) with a lot of the following:

On offer at MIPTV will be Inspector Gadget (86 half-hours), Beverly Hills Teens (65 half-hours), Care Bears (11 half-hours), Dennis the Menace (78 half-hours), Dennis the Menace specials (3 hours), Get Along Gang (13 half-hours), Heathcliff (86 half-hours), Hulk Hogan (26 half-hours), The Littles (29 half-hours), MASK (75 half-hours), Photon (26 half-hours), Pole Position (13 half-hours) and Rainbow Brite (13 half-hours), among others.

I mean — do we really need to think of Disney and the Care Bears? Or Hulk Hogan? A good move on their part.

Litterbug

Sometimes you have to stretch the law a bit to cover circumstances that were … unanticipated by lawmakers. A Littleton man accused of breaking into homes to masturbate was bound…

Sometimes you have to stretch the law a bit to cover circumstances that were … unanticipated by lawmakers.

A Littleton man accused of breaking into homes to masturbate was bound over for trial Tuesday on unusual charges — two felony counts of burglary with intent to litter.

Robert Kent Peterson, 45, waived his right to a preliminary hearing and agreed to undergo a psychological evaluation. Free on $50,000 bail, he is due back in court June 5.

Peterson, who works for Lockheed Martin, was convicted of similar charges in 1999. He told his probation officer that he had broken into homes at least 40 times and masturbated at half of them, according to court records

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Burglary with Intent to Litter?

Which reminds me of this bit from Alice’s Restaurant:

And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, “Kid, whad’ya get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.” He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench ….