Disaster is close to striking. And only you can help.
Despite the clear virtue of this blog vs. the wretched hive of scum and villainy that is Stupid Evil Bastard, my constant lead over Les in pledges is nearly gone. Yes, we’re both in the top (left-hand) column of bloggers if sorted by pledge amounts, but Les not only has more pledgers (16) than I do (11), he’s almost caught up with me in total
pledge amount! Yes, his gang of suck-ups and hangers-on have scraped together $424 in pledges, while the noble, enlightened society here at DDtB have generously offered to give $427.
Les might actually win, if his people can scrape together just a few dollars more. And you know what that would mean! I mean, look at that face, and tell me!
So, pledge! Pledge! For the love of all that’s good and true and holy and puppies and kittens and other warm fuzzy things, pledge to me my cause, the EFF.
Of course, if you want to taunt us both, you could pledge equal amounts more to the both of us, and extend the agony further …
You’ve definitely reached punchy, Dave! I can’t wait to read the wee hours posts.
If you pledge more, I promise to be punchier. 😉