I had no idea that the goals,direction, or management of the “No Child Left Behind” program had changed so much since its initial passage that it needed a new logo. I mean not that the original was any great shakes (nor are the bloody claw scratches of the new version), but … why a new logo?
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Huh. The bloody scratches made me think the message was, “No Child Left Behind: No Survivors.”
“Wargrider Captain Grashnak reporting, sir! We raided the Hoo-man camp, and we left no child behind!”
“Excellent! Fire up the cooking pots!”
This is to ensure all children receive a proper education, yes?
So why are “NoChild” and “LeftBehind” single words?
Next we’ll teach them to write “alot.”
Hey, you’re right. Maybe what it really means is, “Adult’s Left Butt Cheek.” Putting it together with the illo, I believe that it’s urging us to get stars and stripes tattooed on our left butt cheeks. Why not the right? A Liberal plot!