“My eyes are dim … I cannot see …”

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Boulder Dude says:
Wed 27-Feb-08 6:07pm at 6:07pm
So, which question did you miss?
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*** Dave says:
Wed 27-Feb-08 6:19pm at 6:19pm
Didn’t miss any, but went for an extra clue on a couple of them.
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Mary says:
Wed 27-Feb-08 6:38pm at 6:38pm
86% Drunkard – works for me!
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Avocet says:
Wed 27-Feb-08 11:57pm at 11:57pm
That quiz certainly doesn’t measure how much of a drinker you are. I scored 64% (social drinker), and my entire drinking history consists of a single sip of champagne at my wedding.
And, of course, ***Dave’s not really an alcoholic!
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*** Dave says:
Thu 28-Feb-08 10:31am at 10:31am
I can stop taking booze tests any time I want …
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David Newman says:
Thu 28-Feb-08 1:38pm at 1:38pm
I scored 95% too. I wonder if they just give 95% to anyone named Dave or David?
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*** Dave says:
Thu 28-Feb-08 3:26pm at 3:26pm
Only if we make BD an honorary Dave. Certainly there’s precedent …
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Random says:
Sat 1-Mar-08 5:29pm at 5:29pm
97% for me.
I needed one extra clue, and got one wrong– too fast with the clicking hand.
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2 days ago

Bourbon Vinaigrette https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/bourbon-vinaigrette.html

6 days ago

Chive/Lilac Blossom Vinegar https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/chive-lilac-blossom-vinegar.html

2 weeks ago

I have to say, my first question was "How the hell do I *avoid* getting a Trump Passport?"

Here's the apparent answer.

https://gizmodo.com/how-to-get-a-passport-without-president-trumps-face-on-it-2000752195

2 weeks ago

GOP: Parents, there are scary people out there who might do #gunviolence to your #kids. So buy them a bullet-proof backpack and tell them to cooperate with active shooter drills.

Also GOP: Nation, there are scary people out there who might do gun violence to our #DearLeader. So build him a yuge bulletproof bunker / #ballroom covered in gold with lots of security so that he can dance the night away safe from mingling with the dangerous hoi-polloi.

3 weeks ago

"Image of Trump to be featured inside new passports to mark America’s 250th"

There is no limit to the narcissistic ego of #DonaldTrump. We will be decades in erasing the self-serving graffiti of this creep.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/28/us-passports-trump-image/

3 weeks ago

New post from Popehat.com!

The Comey Threat Indictment Is A Grave Embarrassment To The United States Department of Justice And The Rule of Law
The Department of Justice Is Dead; Long Live The Department of Trump

3 weeks ago

Garlic Herb Cream Cheese Dip or White Stuff https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/garlic-herb-cream-cheese-dip-or-white-stuff.html

3 weeks ago

Jalapeño-Corn Dip https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/jalapeno-corn-dip.html

3 weeks ago

Roasted Fresh Tomato Soup https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/roasted-fresh-tomato-soup.html

4 weeks ago

"FBI's #KashPatel to sue The Atlantic for #defamation over report on heavy #drinking"

That embarrassing moment when you don't want to seem like a snowflake, but the performative bullying culture you operate in insists you bluster and sue, even as your lawyers try to tell you about defamation law (and the Streisand effect) and all you want to do is go out and do shots with your buddy Pete.

https://share.google/UykyIKN9MJ21zMt8s

4 weeks ago

Ready to take a gander at "Come From Away" at the #ArvadaCenter. #theater #stage

4 weeks ago

Donald's first impulse is *always* to shoot the messenger of bad tidings. Suggest that the Dear Leader has no clothes? That he's made a mistake? That he's not the most popular kid in the room? Then you're a liar. A phony. A failure. Ugly. Stupid. Unpopular. Radical. Criminal. Traitorous.

And if it's a woman doing it, he quickly leans extra-hard on that "ugly" part.

I won't comment about the outside. But #Trump sure is ugly on the *inside*.

https://www.inquisitr.com/trump-reacts-after-fox-news-host-reveals-his-low-poll-numbers/ot cos

4 weeks ago

RE: https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/116416679367392910

Makes me feel a bit of pride, being an #Episcopalian (part of the Anglican Communion). Thanks, Archbishop Sarah.

4 weeks ago

"To Protect and Serve and Incite and Arrest"

An #Arizona #cop is on administrative leave (with pay) after showing up at a peaceful student #protest, with a visible gun and multiple magazines, a face covering and Trump shirt, and with the intent (as he conveyed to other #police officers) of inciting an assault on himself so that the other cops could arrest everyone.

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/15/high-school-ice-protest-arizona-armed-cop/

1 month ago

"Justice Department moves to dismiss Proud Boys and Oath Keepers’ seditious conspiracy convictions"

Words cannot express my anger and disgust at the brazen, shameless disdain of these assholes for
law, order, democracy, history, truth, the Constitution, and justice.

I just can't even.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/14/politics/justice-department-vacate-seditious-conspiracy-convictions-proud-boys-oath-keepers?cid=android_app

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