Type “[your first name] needs” into Google’s search engine and list the first ten(ish) results. Nearly all will be amusing, but put an asterisk by the ones that are true about you.
- Dave needs … a rest.*
- Dave needs … help.*
- Dave needs … a band.
- Dave needs … a time out.
- Dave needs … to chill.*
- Dave needs … a little friendly help.
- Dave needs … work.
- Dave needs … pants.
- Dave needs … servers.
- Dave needs … your opinion.*
- Dave needs … help walking through doors.
- Dave needs … you!* [depending on who you are.]
(via Teresa)
You’ve done this Meme before, you should check back through the archive and see what the old answers were. 🙂
Here’s the link to the old post:
https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/2007/09/08/im_a_man_of_many_needs.html
If you use “David needs”, you get
… a wash.*
… your help.
… a black friend.
… to do further investigations.
… grammar help.
… to come home soon.
… refreshment.
… your story.
… to perform ALTNOY on Idol.
… to cover the notice board.
Hmmm. I need a shower, but it appears I am not very needy at the moment.
Huh. My first one was “nude models.”
Nude models for the win!
Nothing as exciting as Avo. Actually a bit depressing.
… to remember that to get rid of the fearful temper
… obit. Date: 3 Nov 2005
… a punch in the
… a date for a big upcoming school dance
… to laugh once in a while
… a dynamic, vivacious talent to anchor
… to verbalize experiences
… to make up her own tests
… to forget about being a foster mom
… A MAILER. letter and ligntening bolt
And I have my own web page – pleasehelpmargie.com
I feel better about Margie is…
… Smokin
… quite remarkable
… an exceptional leader and collaborator
… tremendously passionate about tourism
… Primarily a vocalist and musician
… always 75%-80% Pre-Sold prior to publication
… the Luckiest
… looking at this experience as a great opportunity
… really a wonderful writer of love ballads
… a Chicago landmark
… Loving
Apparently, a lot of people named DeAnna have done this meme for me already.
I even found one who spells her name “DeAnna” and goes by “De.”