three_star_dave is 39% Hetero
How hetero are you? How hetero is Martha Stewart? Try out any Twitter name and get the real picture. Are we really the words we use? Hope to see you at Stockholm Pride!
According to Stockholm Pride, my Twitter feed tells something about my heterosexuality. I think. Since I used the words bits, orlando, clueless, cocktail, and community, I am, um, “39% Hetero.” Is that the same as “51% Homo,” or is it counted as an offset from the center, or what? I’m so confused. Well, confused about this test, not confused about that.
Your’re a bit retro hetero. Take care of your hetero memories, they’re as important to you as the flannel shirt was to the grunge.
Ah, those wacky gay Swedes. I suspect if I lived in Sweden, I’d wear more flannel shirts. And it wouldn’t have anything to do with grunge. Or with my hetero memories.
39% Hetero/51% Homo! Where is the other 10%? “None of the above?”
61%, Dave. 61%.
Bet Marjie’s surprised.
You have a Twitter feed?
Oh, yeah? I’m 70% hetero!
Kind of depressing, actually. I bet it’s because I talk about food and kids so much. Siiiiiiigh.
No twitter feed, just read it on your blog.
Doyce & Co. convinced me my disdain for it was wrong. (Partly the name. Twitter. Tweets. Cutsey and too close to ‘twit’.) A tool for communication and information distribution far more to my taste than My Space or Facebook pages.
Took me a long time to get a computer or a cell phone too.
If my family was Twittering I’d jump in but not yet.
Anyway, Dave you need to de-metrosexualize your tweets. Tweet about ale, whores, football, boobage, trucks, NASCAR, guns, callipygousity, ammo, bbq, movies with lots of explosions and the like.
Because Stockholm Pride’s opinion is so very important.
Well, I do like movies with explosions. And boobage. Though not necessarily exploding boobage (at least not in a literal sense) …
And I like ale. Well, no, actually I prefer a nice hefeweise, with a touch of citrus and some cardomom … oh, damn, I can just feel my score dropping …
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Actually, I think you would find Twitter just your cuppa. Plenty of opportunity for wry comments, and an easy ability to follow (or not) whomever you choose.
Randy, have you ever sent an e-mail that was longer than 140 characters (minus links)? Once. Maybe.
Perhaps you should check out this list of 100 “must-see” movies from the Art of Manliness website (brought to my attention by Aaron Williams’ always excellent linkage on the Nodwick site):
http://artofmanliness.com/2009/07/13/100-must-see-movies/
I have seen 31 of them. Make of that what you will.
Frequently, but hardly necessary with ‘check this out’ mails.
And texting is annoying. I’ll do it when necessary but prefer speech by several orders of magnitude.
So what could it mean that I’ve seen all of 46 of those movies and large portions of most of the rest? I guess I like Manliness?!?!
I’ve seen 47 of them, Avo/Mary, appropriately enough.
There’s a blog post there later on.