"I'll be sitting on the porch, polishing my +6 Hackmaster, waiting for you to come home"

I hope this never happens to Margie and me … after all we’ve tried to do, after all the time and money we’ve sacrificed to raise Katherine the right way …

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Oops, I’m hopeless. Don’t even know what they are talking about. But, I remember wishing I was old enough to go to Woodstock…

Gotta get you into some Worlds of Warcraft action, Deb!

Deborah Sampson says:
Thu 13-Aug-09 10:47pm at 10:47pm
Worlds of Warcraft? Isn’t that also called August of Town Hall meetings?
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1. ***Dave says:
  Thu 13-Aug-09 11:05pm at 11:05pm
  No, WoW is much more authentic …
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Winning hearts and minds, amirite? 🙄

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