From start to finish, this speech is chock-full of code words, innuendo, socialist metaphors, and mind-controlling zeta rays, designed to turn all of our kids into ACORN Zombies.
Oh, sure, it’s not obvious. The Forces of Right-Thinking and Tea-Partying Virtue ensured that by their ever-vigilant Town Hall rioting. Gone are what we’re sure were the previously present passages where kids were asked to “Pledge Allegiance to the Obama Nation,” sing along to the Internationale, or point to where Kenya is on a map.
But there’s still tons of allusions to “personal responsibility” (code words for what you’ll be forced to do at gunpoint once the Commies take over next summer), “hard work” (an allusion to the labor camps being built for Republicans), and “government” (the Orwellian vanguard of the New Socialist Order). Oh, yeah, and he talks a lot about “education,” which we all know means socialist public schools where kids who should know English by being home-taught the King James Bible are instead forced to learn alongside illegal immigrants who don’t speak English, and are taught all about Evolution, Martin Luther King, and Franklin Roosevelt.
And, obviously, by not talking about gays, he signaled his intent to covertly have mandatory sodomy training classes inserted into all K-12 institutions after he Hugo-Chavez-like takes over the country before the end of his third term.
Now, to be sure, I didn’t see any places where he references Socialized Medicine and the patriotic need for Death Panels — but I haven’t yet had a chance to parse the speech by reading the first letter of each sentence or every other word or all the other ways that we’re able to detect Codes in the Bible (and thus will have to reverse in order to read the Anti-Codes of the Beast).
All I know is, thank God my kid’s school knuckled under to all those Patriots out there, and won’t be showing this speech to her live tomorrow. Who knows what she might come home talking about — dedication and persistence and reading and Twitter and other ungodly / un-American things like that!
The nerve of the man!
How could you miss the blatant reference to socialized medical care? He explicitly mentioned a boy with brain cancer! That tells every child in the country that they will die a horrible death without Obama’s health care plan. Really, Dave. You should pay closer attention.
(How do you keep the sarcasm up for so long? I could barely make it through one paragraph.)
Well, notice he also talked about some hard-working kid who didn’t speak English at home but is now poised to become a doctor. Clearly the message is that Obama plans to allow millions of illegal immigrants into the country, fire all our good American doctors, and let them take over the new Socialized Medicine / Death Panel (“Panel De La Muerte”) Apparatus.
(shudders)
It’s not easy. “I laugh so that I might not weep.” I was just watching some Yahoo mom interviewed on TV news about how Obama loves the gays and abortion and she doesn’t want to have her kid having those evil ideas shoved down his/her throat during the speech. Um …