How could I resist?

TO: dave.adams@conglomerate.com, dave.hill@mywork.com, dave.jones@inc.com, dave.smith@company.com
FROM: Roberta@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: I need 2 tell u something

hi

I found your contact info online. My friend thinks you seem really strong.

u should totally msg her on M.S.N. messenger

add her, her name is : paris19smith@hotmail.com
 

Oh, yeah, I should so definitely message Paris (what a hot name!) and offer to show off my biceps.

If only I used MSN Messenger. 

I wonder who those other Daves are.

Oh, well.

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