Unearthed! The hitherto-unknown adaptation of The Lord of the Rings by Warner Brothers in the 1940s, starring Humphrey Bogart as Frodo Baggins!
Not without flaws, but most worthy of applause for its audaciousness, by gad! And as my own contribution to the concept …
You must remember this,
It dwells in Imladris,
It’s sought by Sauron’s Eye …
You’ll really hate the Nazgûl’s cry
As the Third Age goes by …
Play it again, Samwise!
(via Neil Gaiman)