Stop me if you've heard this one …
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Yeah, I had, too. Now read the article about how that status was figured out (and some runners up to the title). #ddtb
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Knock, Knock, Who's There? The World's Funniest Joke! : Discovery News
Do you know which is the funniest joke in the world? It might involve New Jersey.