Election monitors use black helicopters to pollute our precious bodily fluids!
Just like they have since 2002. And in other non-news events that the conservative media are having hissy fits over …
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Conservatives Panic Over ‘U.N.-Affiliated’ Election Monitors
Conservative blogs and news media are all buzzing about a team of international election monitors coming to observe the presidential elections in November. The observers are arriving at the invitation…
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You could fit a couple more conspiracy theories in there: "New World Order lizard people UN election monitors have black helicopters use chemtrails to pollute the orgone in our precious bodily fluids!"
You could fit a couple more conspiracy theories in there: "New World Order lizard people UN election monitors have black helicopters use chemtrails to pollute the orgone in our precious bodily fluids!"
I guess Texas doesn't read Think Progress:
https://www.oag.state.tx.us/oagnews/release.php?id=4195
I guess Texas doesn't read Think Progress:
https://www.oag.state.tx.us/oagnews/release.php?id=4195
Yes, but the headline was already getting a bit too long … 😉
Yes, but the headline was already getting a bit too long … 😉
Ah, Texas. Paranoid and jingoistic grandstanding at its finest.
In summary:
– UN!
– ACORN!
– What exactly are you doing here? Texas has fair and free elections and nobody as ever, never, ever disputed that!
– You are not authorized to interfere with our elections (whether you're intending to interfere or not)!
– You may be subject to arrest if you come within 100 feet of a polling site (or you may not be, but we'll hint at it anyway)!
Crikey.
Ah, Texas. Paranoid and jingoistic grandstanding at its finest.
In summary:
– UN!
– ACORN!
– What exactly are you doing here? Texas has fair and free elections and nobody as ever, never, ever disputed that!
– You are not authorized to interfere with our elections (whether you're intending to interfere or not)!
– You may be subject to arrest if you come within 100 feet of a polling site (or you may not be, but we'll hint at it anyway)!
Crikey.
Yes, because we all know the U.N. has the utmost interest in America's well being.
This isn't news to Conservatives, but it doesn't mean we have to like it.
Yes, because we all know the U.N. has the utmost interest in America's well being.
This isn't news to Conservatives, but it doesn't mean we have to like it.
Well, it seems to be enough "news" for the Texas state attorney general to have issued this press release today to scratch his head, look suspiciously at them, and ask what they're about. At least for the public's consumption.
Note, as the article above indicates, the OSCE is not the UN. It's an organization that the US belongs to, and that it uses to help bring in observers into other countries having elections, to ensure things are on the up and up.
So sauce for the goose, right? After all, assuming things are on the up and up, they should all walk away impressed by those " robust election laws that were carefully crafted to protect the integrity of our election system" in places like Texas.
Well, it seems to be enough "news" for the Texas state attorney general to have issued this press release today to scratch his head, look suspiciously at them, and ask what they're about. At least for the public's consumption.
Note, as the article above indicates, the OSCE is not the UN. It's an organization that the US belongs to, and that it uses to help bring in observers into other countries having elections, to ensure things are on the up and up.
So sauce for the goose, right? After all, assuming things are on the up and up, they should all walk away impressed by those " robust election laws that were carefully crafted to protect the integrity of our election system" in places like Texas.