One would think the very concept of tattooing your penis would be intrinsically offputting enough that it would need not further support. But this article offers two further reasons to not … do … that … there.
1. Because if you tattoo your penis with your girlfriend's name, it might become a bit … socially awkward in the future if she becomes your ex girlfriend.
2. If you engage in illegal acts using your penis, it's a lot more identifiable with a tattoo on it.
(Shudders)
Penis tattoo of ex-girlfriend’s name helps police identify Oklahoma rape suspect
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Buy…..why would you even do that????
My favorite tattoo story was fictional, but still amusing. In the commercial, the guy was getting "DONNA" tattooed on his body, but there was a funding problem, so the tattoo artist stopped after the first three letters.
+Gretchen Sher It surpasseth all understanding.
I'm pretty confident in saying that if your girlfriend insists that her name be tattooed on your penis, or if you think she's the type that would be impressed by that — you really need to get a new girlfriend. Before you do it.