Gordon Klingenschmitt, Right Wing activist and dolt hoping to represent Colorado Springs in the state legislature next year, has decided it's just way too risky to meet with an LGBT group because, well, y'know, Anita Bryant got hit in the face with a pie back in the 70s (see Anita Bryant Pie in the Face). Eek! Merengue!
Anyway, he's too busy to meet with them right now about his various inflammatory comments (http://goo.gl/9EmAK1 for a charming example), but he'd be happy to do so after the election .. but only if his security detail knows the names, addresses, and other contact info for each of the potential terrorists citizens to be at the meeting, so a background check can be run on each one. Because, y'know … pie.
I have no idea where Klingenschmitt stands in the polling — but given that it's Colorado Springs, it's unclear that he could possibly say or do anything so zanily right-wing that it would knock him out of the running.
State House candidate chastised for sending insensitive email
Gordon Klingenschmitt, a Colorado Springs state House candidate who has gotten attention from making controversial statements, told three members of the Colorado Springs lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community he would only meet with them after the election and only if his
BUT THE PIE COULD BE BAKED BY A MUSLIM AND COULD HAVE EBOLA IN IT!!!
Presumably the candidate will avoid any contact with journalists. Because, y'know…shoes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntadhar_al-Zaidi
Not just EBOLA but GAY EBOLA!
Of course, they could counter with videos of attacks on gays and demand that Klingenschmitt and his aides subject themselves to background checks to ensure their safety.
+Scott Randel How horribly intolerant and generalizing and oppressive of you!