And it's not just celebrating EVIL LICENTIOUS SIN, but it's all about SEDUCING CHILDREN TO THE DARK SIDE! (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/brad-dacus-gay-greeting-cards-could-lead-children-make-potentially-deadly-decisions)
Because, you know, children base all of their moral foundation on greeting card categories.
Yeah, why can't greeting companies be more like gun and cigarette manufacturers, who never do things that could "lead a lot of young people to make bad decisions, very costly, potentially deadly decisions"?
Because FREEDOM!
Yeah, I was always a BIRTHDAY – HUMOROUSist, but lately I find myself leaning more towards the simple wisdom of THINKING OF YOU.
Everything I know I've learned from greeting cards