Who the hell puts ELEVEN slices of bacon in a package? I don't care what size your family is, that's like Golden Apples labeled "To the Fairest".
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Who the hell puts ELEVEN slices of bacon in a package? I don't care what size your family is, that's like Golden Apples labeled "To the Fairest".
That's a creepy kid.
So who did put eleven strips in the package? Tell us!
Well, one pound of bacon is one pound of bacon, no matter how thick or thin the slices.
shrugs
Always causes interesting distribution on Sundays.
+Stan Pedzick Clearly that was the motivation, but it was a cold, cruel motivation.
(Okay, yeah, so for the three of us in the last round two of us snap off 1/3 of our second slice for the third person. Still … bacon!)
+Scott Randel It was Broadbent's Hickory Smoked Bacon, and quite tasty … but it was only 14 oz. They could have fit another slice in to make one pound!
Sadists.
We loved the Broadbent's Dry Cured from last month.
This is like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Hail Eris! Hurrah for bacon!
Clearly you should have cooked 2 packages. When you’ve each had 7 the last piece is far less important.