What Mythical Creature Are You?

I, evidently, am a unicorn.

Droll comments will lead to a good swift kick. Or worse.

My result is: You’re a Unicorn. What is yours?
Much like the Unicorn, you’re known for being kind and pure at heart. You’re incredibly empathetic and charitable to all you encounter, making you a pretty popular person. Sometimes people underestimate you, but you have a fierce, brave side that will emerge when those you love are in danger.

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Tony Morton says:
Mon 18-May-15 12:02am at 12:02am
unicorns are beautiful. that looks like a creature from hell
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Stan Pedzick says:
Sun 17-May-15 7:06pm at 7:06pm
Still a dragon.
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John Hummel says:
Sun 17-May-15 7:57pm at 7:57pm
Appropriately enough, I'm a dragon.
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Scott Randel says:
Sun 17-May-15 7:59pm at 7:59pm
I'M A SIREN
Like the siren, you're known for your innate powers of seduction. The opposite sex loves you, while others look on jealously. Despite your charisma, you keep people at arm's length, making you seem manipulative at times. You likely have an artistic talent, such as singing, acting, or painting.
Yeah, right. >_<
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David Newman says:
Mon 18-May-15 3:58am at 3:58am
I AM Mister Ister! That is, I am a dragon.
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Randy Patton says:
Mon 18-May-15 10:40am at 10:40am
I'm another unicorn.
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Margie the Wife says:
Mon 18-May-15 2:04pm at 2:04pm
I am an Elf
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Gloria says:
Mon 18-May-15 2:34pm at 2:34pm
I am an Elf.
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MorMor says:
Thu 21-May-15 6:07am at 6:07am
It is Elf for the win!!!
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I have to say, my first question was "How the hell do I *avoid* getting a Trump Passport?"

Here's the apparent answer.

https://gizmodo.com/how-to-get-a-passport-without-president-trumps-face-on-it-2000752195

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Also GOP: Nation, there are scary people out there who might do gun violence to our #DearLeader. So build him a yuge bulletproof bunker / #ballroom covered in gold with lots of security so that he can dance the night away safe from mingling with the dangerous hoi-polloi.

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There is no limit to the narcissistic ego of #DonaldTrump. We will be decades in erasing the self-serving graffiti of this creep.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/28/us-passports-trump-image/

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Donald's first impulse is *always* to shoot the messenger of bad tidings. Suggest that the Dear Leader has no clothes? That he's made a mistake? That he's not the most popular kid in the room? Then you're a liar. A phony. A failure. Ugly. Stupid. Unpopular. Radical. Criminal. Traitorous.

And if it's a woman doing it, he quickly leans extra-hard on that "ugly" part.

I won't comment about the outside. But #Trump sure is ugly on the *inside*.

https://www.inquisitr.com/trump-reacts-after-fox-news-host-reveals-his-low-poll-numbers/ot cos

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https://theintercept.com/2026/04/15/high-school-ice-protest-arizona-armed-cop/

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I just can't even.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/14/politics/justice-department-vacate-seditious-conspiracy-convictions-proud-boys-oath-keepers?cid=android_app

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Given that the Right has insisted that *all* public policy should be driven by their morality for as long as I can remember, and that #Trump and his minions have constantly painted the #Iran war as blessed by God, Vance's suggestion doesn't even pass the laugh test.

https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/2026/04/14/popes-politics-policy-morality-and-lanes.html

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He's just jealous that Leo has classier digs and a snazzier outfit than he does. Oh, and that people genuflect to Leo more than they do to him.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/13/donald-trump-pope-leo

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