DO NOT WANT!

At first glance (and even second, horrified glance), I thought that Panera was offering a truly terrifying new coffee drink.

Bad text placement, Graphic Designer Person.

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Nick McIntosh says:
Sun 31-May-15 8:26pm at 8:26pm
There's nothing positive about this poster. That coffee looks like they dumped table cream or sour milk in it. And that sandwich looks about as tasty as one of my shoes.
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Jon Weber says:
Sun 31-May-15 9:50pm at 9:50pm
The sandwich looks amazing. But the placement of text is terrible. WTF…
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Al Hunt says:
Sun 31-May-15 10:00pm at 10:00pm
Um. If those are the sandwich ingredients, why is there red? Not that I'd try the sandwich. I'm surprised they didn't push the envelope and make it gluten-free.
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Jon Weber says:
Sun 31-May-15 10:21pm at 10:21pm
Looks like a tomato to me.
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Dave Hill says:
Sun 31-May-15 10:37pm at 10:37pm
+Al Hunt Yeah, pretty sure that's a tomato.
Honestly, all that as a sandwich is pretty horrifying to me as it is. But less so than as a coffee smoothie …
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Al Hunt says:
Sun 31-May-15 10:38pm at 10:38pm
+Jon Weber Unlisted allergen in the product! Recall! Recall!
(Wow. That would be a very unsatisfying last meal as you struggled to get the cap off your epipen.)
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