Because here in Denver we're really outside of Tornado Alley, our snowy weather comes and goes quickly, and we are rarely on fire for any length of time.
(All that said, I can take anything but Hot Soup. Give me Murder Mountains any day.)
But I may have said too much — there are, in fact, horrifying things here in the Mystery Belt. Things people were not meant to know, things you don't want to discover if you don't currently live here. Stay where you are … do not brave (let alone move to) the Mystery Belt …
[h/t fellow Belter +Doyce Testerman]


Do as the Australians do, claim there are yuuuuge spiders everywhere. Or teeny tiny deadly ones.
Hot Soup air is not high on my list of wants.
17 thousand people a month move to Colorado, apparently.
horrified face
+Doyce Testerman yes, which is most likely why the value of our house keeps going up $30k a year.
We moved! It is better that earth moving AND fire!