Katherine has, of a mercy, never much been one for throwing up, spitting up, or otherwise spewing.
James Lilek’s “Gnat,” on the other hand, has no such compunctions.
(To the tune of the Hallelujah chorus:)
AAAAvocados!
AAAAvocados!
Chunk o’ sweet roll
Out the pie hole
All over her clothes!
Cheeri-bleep-o’s!
Cheeri-bleep-o’s!
All ingested
Half digested
From chin down to her toes!
Baby has tossed her lunch, and soiled her outfit
(Soiled her outfit! Soiled her outfit!)
Our journey just begun, and yet we must quit
(Yet we must quit! Yet we must quit!)
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