Nothing like returning to the office to find a bucket o’ spam waiting for you. Some particularly choice bits …
- URGNET MATTER PLEASE — Sorry, this is the Internet. The Urgnet is across the hall, two doors down on the left.
- Stop credit card payments immediately! — You mean I can do that? Cool.
- `Why so many mortgage email? — I not know. Why so many?
- Make your own pile of cash — I can make my own pile, all right, and I’ll bet it’s worth more than the stock you’re touting.
- Get that Girl You’ve always wanted — I already did, neener-neener-neener!
- We have all the hottest sex toys and erotic adult novelties in the industry — And you don’t have anything better to do than send spam?
Besides, I’ve got the Girl I’ve always wanted, so neener-neener-neener.
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