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He fights crime!

No, really. A caped crusader in Britain has reportedly been sweeping through an English town, performing good deeds and scaring off villains.The Kent and Sussex Courier says it has received…

No, really.

A caped crusader in Britain has reportedly been sweeping through an English town, performing good deeds and scaring off villains.The Kent and Sussex Courier says it has received letters from residents of the town of Tunbridge Wells, south-east of London, who saw the man fighting evil in a mask and cape.
In two separate incidents, the man reportedly rushed to the assistance of a woman and a man, who were being bothered by a group of youths. Another woman wrote to say the caped crusader had returned her purse, after it was stolen.

Hmmm. Of course, capes are really unwieldy, I’d think, in hand-to-hand combat. Hope the gent knows what he’s doing.

(via GoaF)

The Norm

I’ve been a fan of Michael Jantze’s “The Norm” comic strip since I met the gent at SDCC last year. An odd mix of “For Better and For Worse,” “Baby…

I’ve been a fan of Michael Jantze’s “The Norm” comic strip since I met the gent at SDCC last year. An odd mix of “For Better and For Worse,” “Baby Blues,” “Dilbert,” and “Calvin & Hobbes,” it’s worth reading. (And I read it every day online, since it’s not carried by either of the Denver papers.)

Just read today that the “Twelve Steps to Marriage” Sunday series is going to comic book format, with orders in Diamond this month, delivery off in July. Cool.

Anyway, thought I’d give it a plug. Check it out.

Today’s Public Service Announcement

Saturday, 3 May, is this year’s Free Comic Book Day. Go to a comic store, get a free comic book. It’s that simple. Not sure where your closest comic book…

Saturday, 3 May, is this year’s Free Comic Book Day.

Go to a comic store, get a free comic book. It’s that simple.

Not sure where your closest comic book store is? Glad you asked.

It’s free. Go get one.

(reminder via PCG)

Don’t know much about history …

Sweet — a compilation of timelines for various creative works — movies, TV, comics, book series. Want to know about Wolverine’s history (what’s known from the eleventy-dozen different cryptic references)?…

Sweet — a compilation of timelines for various creative works — movies, TV, comics, book series. Want to know about Wolverine’s history (what’s known from the eleventy-dozen different cryptic references)? How about the history of Duncan MacLeod? Godzilla? Zorro? It’s all here.

Sweet.

(via Uncle Bear)

Hey, kids! Comics!

A few trade paperbacks to have gone through the mill recently:…

A few trade paperbacks to have gone through the mill recently:

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One man, one vote

I voted today in the Comics Buyer’s Guide Fan Awards. They’ve added an on-line method of voting, which I took advantage of, my ability to actually put together snail-mail being…

I voted today in the Comics Buyer’s Guide Fan Awards. They’ve added an on-line method of voting, which I took advantage of, my ability to actually put together snail-mail being something that’s always sketchy at best.

The most frustrating thing about the survey was that it asks you to come up with a single name in each category. Really. I mean, who is my mostest favoritest comics writer, for example. Judd Winick? Brian Bendis? Stan Sakai? Peter David? Greg Rucka? Warren Ellis? Every one of those gents has had me capering with joy to read something by them this past year. And each one has done things that left me tepid. I think Winick’s work on Exiles is fabulous; I think his GL is B+ at best. Each of those guys has produced multiple titles this past year — not every one has been a hit out of the park.

To single out one name is like saying, “What’s your favorite dinner entree?” I don’t know — what’s my mood today? What do I feel like? What did I have last night?

Same for artists, and comics titles, and characters. I mean, single comic character? Does the Batman I like in one Bat-title outweigh the Batman I don’t care for as much in another Bat-title?

I did drop CBG a letter suggesting that they allow multiple votes. We’ll see if they take me up on it.

In the meantime, I ended up with a vote for Greg Rucka (writer), Stan Sakai (artist), Alias (book), and Barry Ween (character). I’m still not happy about it the ones I had to leave out, but I’m happy with the ones I put in.

Snikt

On the one hand, I look forward to reading Wolverine under the writing reins of Greg Rucka. Even when I was semi-obsessive about collecting X-titles, I never followed Wolverine; it…

On the one hand, I look forward to reading Wolverine under the writing reins of Greg Rucka. Even when I was semi-obsessive about collecting X-titles, I never followed Wolverine; it felt too much like a “Hey, this character is popular, so anyone will buy a comic with his name on it, no matter how stupid it is” sort of book. I have high hopes for Rucka’s tenure.

On the other hand, I despise the modern practice of restarting title numbering to make it “fresh” and “exciting.” It’s appalling that Wolverine was Marvel’s second-highest numbered series before it gets rebooted back to #1 in May. It’s even more appalling that there are now, aside from Uncanny X-Men, no titles published by Marvel that have numbering from before the 1990s.

King of Light

These pieces of art by Jack Kirby for a Lord of Light (Zelazny) film project look nothing like what I’d have envisioned for the book, but they’re classic Kirby. There’s…

Lord of Light - Pavilions of JoyThese pieces of art by Jack Kirby for a Lord of Light (Zelazny) film project look nothing like what I’d have envisioned for the book, but they’re classic Kirby.

There’s also a keen design drawing for a Science Fiction amusement park — which sort of looks like Asgard. With a monorail and a parking lot …

(via BoingBoing)

Comics!

It’s been way too long since I did any comic book reviews. So here are (more than) a few, which, for volume’s sake, I’ll keep to minimum length:…

It’s been way too long since I did any comic book reviews. So here are (more than) a few, which, for volume’s sake, I’ll keep to minimum length:

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Clothes make the man

Here’s a great article this morning on the difficulties that movie producers have in making comic book costumes work. In the real world, head-to-toe spandex would make a star look…

Here’s a great article this morning on the difficulties that movie producers have in making comic book costumes work.

In the real world, head-to-toe spandex would make a star look at best like a speed skater and at worst like David Lee Roth circa 1986.

One of the drawbacks of an art form that uses “heroic” stature in its depiction of humans. Not to mention size 44M cups for women and 42″ chests for men.

A few years ago, the clad-in-tights “X-Men” also got the leather cat-suit treatment. Last year, “Spider-Man” was outfitted with a raised crisscross pattern that made parts of his costume look like an ice-cube tray. And rumors abound that this summer, a computer-generated version of the Hulk will be ravaging the streets in nothing but the buff green skin his momma gave him.

Well, that’s better than purple pants, I suppose.

Actually, that’s a fine, even sensible idea for the Hulk. You couldn’t do it in comics (at least those read by kids), since you’re talking about dozens of pages of pictures each issue, 12 issues a year, etc., and presuming you don’t want the Incredible Schlong hanging out there in front of Little Jimmy, it’s easier to finesse in a movie than on the printed page.

Fun stuff.

(via Margie, who spotted the article in print)

Coincidence

Argh. Colleen Doran (artist) and Warren Ellis (writer) are both more than a bit concerned that folks will think their graphic novel, Orbiter, will be thought to be exploitative. Why?…

Argh. Colleen Doran (artist) and Warren Ellis (writer) are both more than a bit concerned that folks will think their graphic novel, Orbiter, will be thought to be exploitative. Why? Because the first panel of the story about space travel, home, and triumph over adversity starts with …

… a space shuttle crashing.

Again, argh.

Of course, the story was first proposed by Ellis in 2001, and production was nearly complete when Columbia went down. But with a scheduled publication date of 23 April, no doubt the “Two Towers are the Twin Towers” croud will cry foul.

Tough.

Doran had some interesting comments on the crash, too.

The message of Orbiter, she said Feb. 1, was hope. “It’s about not giving up. It’s about not pulling back in the face of adversity. I was talking with a friend this morning, and she said, ‘You’d think this would be routine by now.’
“How many centuries was it before an Atlantic crossing was routine? How many years before flight was routine? This was only STS 107. How routine is that? A space shuttle is a big flying brick that goes up into space on a huge bomb filled with extremely toxic material. This is not routine. This is very dangerous.
“These people are pioneers and explorers. They’re not the people who take you to New York on the United Shuttle. This is very dangerous work, and we can’t assume that, because something went wrong in this instance, we’ve got to stop because it’s so dangerous.
“How wimpy would that be? It would just mean that the meek have inherited the Earth — and are keeping the rest of us prisoner.”

Amen.

Mourning

Hrm. Scott is right — this advance footage of Jennifer Garner as Elektra in the new Daredevil flick is, well, wildly underwhelming. Roughly on a par (plus and minus) with…

DaredevilHrm. Scott is right — this advance footage of Jennifer Garner as Elektra in the new Daredevil flick is, well, wildly underwhelming. Roughly on a par (plus and minus) with SMG on Buffy, but with more bad wire work (and with no good excuse, given the scheduling for movie shoots vs weekly TV).

I still think the DD suit for the movie looks good, but even his moves are looking pretty lame. Daredevil (and Elektra) should both be in the Jet Li/Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee class of physicality and action. That’s their characters, and what they do (radar vision aside for DD). Take that away, and you’ve got — well, a real disaster on your hands, name stars or not.

(And, frankly, I don’t even see what little acting goes on in the clip as anything to write home about.)

Look at the IMDB plot summary: A man blinded by radioactive waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. I’m not talking geeky comic fan-boy complaints about whether Garner looks Greek or if Affleck has red hair or what race the Kingpin is. DD is an action comic, story, character. If you can’t do convincing fight moves or acrobatics, you shouldn’t be doing this film.

Mutie scum!

A judge has declared that the X-Men, that outcast band of mutant heroes, feared and hated by the ones they protect, are, in fact, not human, but “nonhuman creatures.” Ironically,…

A judge has declared that the X-Men, that outcast band of mutant heroes, feared and hated by the ones they protect, are, in fact, not human, but “nonhuman creatures.”

Ironically, the ruling comes at the behest of Marvel itself.

Marvel subsidiary Toy Biz Inc. pushed Judge Barzilay to declare its heroes nonhuman so it could win a lower duty rate on action figures imported from China in the mid-1990s. At the time, tariffs put higher duties on dolls than toys. According to the U.S. tariff code, human figures are dolls, while figures representing animals or “creatures,” such as monsters and robots, are deemed toys.

Those tariffs have both been dropped, but Toy Biz is still embroiled in a suit with the Customs Service over the tariffs at the time.

Also ironically, it was the US government that was coming to the aid of our embattled mutants.

Toy Biz, in its filings, pulled no punches. The figures “stand as potent witnesses for their status as nonhuman creatures,” the company argued. How could they be humans, Toy Biz said, if they possessed “tentacles, claws, wings or robotic limbs?”
The U.S. government showed more feeling. Each figure had a “distinctive individual personality,” the federal legal team argued. Some were Russians, Japanese, black, white, women, even handicapped. Wolverine, the government insisted, was simply “a man with prosthetic hands.” Justice Department lawyers who handled the case didn’t return calls seeking comment.

Nuff said.

(via BoingBoing)

Stripped

I try to read my favorite funnies every day. Alas, the newspaper is not the best way to do this. Not only do the locals not carry everything I want,…

I try to read my favorite funnies every day.

Alas, the newspaper is not the best way to do this. Not only do the locals not carry everything I want, but the paper doesn’t always come before I leave for the office. Plus I can’t forward on the ones I like to my friends. Plus, of course, it costs money.

So I read my comic strips online. The two best sources for this are UComics and Comics.com.

UComics, from Universal Press Syndicate, lets you build your own funny page of the comics online, updated daily, etc. Through them I read The Boondocks, Doonesbury, For Better or For Worse, FoxTrot, Heart of the City, Mother Goose & Grimm, Non Sequitur, Real Life Adventures, Calvin and Hobbes (reprints), Liberty Meadows (reprints), Tom the Dancing Bug, Baldo, Compu-toon, Adam@Home, and Tom Toles (editorial).

The Comics.com is aligned with the United Media syndicate. It lets you have individual strips e-mailed to you on a daily basis. That’s a little less convenient, but it still works. Through them I read Rose is Rose, 9 Chickweed Lane, and Get Fuzzy.

Unfortunately (though understandably), distribution syndicate bounderies sometimes get in the way of all this convenience. A third big player is King Features Syndicate. They keep their comics online, too, including some of my favorites. Unfortunately, they have a two week time lag, i.e., the most recent strips as of today are for Tuesday, 24 December.

Feh.

I work around this with some King strips. Baby Blues I can read through the slow-loading but current pages of the Seattle Times. And Funky Winkerbean and Zits I can catch at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. The San Francisco Chronicle also carries a number of comics on-line (though without archives).

(I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the “high tech” capitols of the US, Seattle and the Bay Area, carry such substantial on-line comic content. Most other newspapers simply have links to the syndicate pages.)

Alas, two of the comics I used to read via UComics — Bizarro and Crankshaft — are now no longer available there, sucked into King Features. Fortunately, the two Seattle papers carry them, so I’m okay, if a bit more inconvenienced.

There are also a few other comics I read on their own pages, including Dork Towers and The Norm.

Still, it would be nice if I could have it all, on one page, with no more price than the bandwidth and having to look past banner ads. Heck, I’d pay a subscription fee — a small one, at least — for that convenience.

Starring Good Ol’ Aleister Brown

Here’s a fun effort — the Tarot Deck as inspired by Peanuts. The deck features Peppermint Pattie as the Empress, Lucy as High Priestess, Linus as the Hierophant, and Charlie…

Good Grief!Here’s a fun effort — the Tarot Deck as inspired by Peanuts.

The deck features Peppermint Pattie as the Empress, Lucy as High Priestess, Linus as the Hierophant, and Charlie Brown in a variety of roles throughout both the Major and Minor Arcana.

While the Minors are occasionally a bit amateurish, the Majors are inspired. Good stuff.

(via BoingBoing)

Well, nuts

In the course of two months, Peter David’s announced the cancellation of both Young Justice and Supergirl . That leaves the precariously positioned (and under hostile stares from management) Captain…

In the course of two months, Peter David’s announced the cancellation of both Young Justice and Supergirl .

That leaves the precariously positioned (and under hostile stares from management) Captain Marvel.

On the other hand, perhaps that means more, or quicker, New Frontiers and Apropos novels.

The Fabtastic Four?

Breathless press release prose aside, this article on the in-developmentFantastic Four movie sounds pretty good. Just like Spidey was just about a guy who can swing on webs, so the…

Breathless press release prose aside, this article on the in-developmentFantastic Four movie sounds pretty good. Just like Spidey was just about a guy who can swing on webs, so the FF has always had a strong focus on family (the good, bad, and ugly) and on celebrity. The origin (tak-tak-tak-tak-tak) is really secondary to that.

So using the Beatles as a leaping off point for the overall story sounds rather clever to me. (Hmmm. Reed as Paul, Ben as John, Sue as George, and Johnny as Ringo?)

The Dr. Doom stuff sounds kind of lame, though. But I thought Keaton would be an awful Batman, so I’ve given up trying to second-guess these sorts of projects, at least until they’re in the can. And the writer’s enthusiasm about the first ish cover art is a good sign.

(via Blogatelle)

Kid stuff

Let’s say you own a comic store. That means you stock comics. And you probably notice that a goodly number of your customers are, in fact, in their late teens,…

Barry Ween supports the CBLDF -- do you?Let’s say you own a comic store.

That means you stock comics. And you probably notice that a goodly number of your customers are, in fact, in their late teens, and even in their 20s, 30s, even (ahem) 40s.

Now, you could stock just Archie comics, or the standard super-hero fare from the big names. But there’s a market for more than that.

So you stock some comics that are for mature audiences. Indeed, they come with a big label on them that says, “Adults Only.” That’s because they’re (well, some of them, at least) full of sex and/or violence beyond what you (and the publishers and the community) feel is proper to sell to kids.

So you have these Adults Only comics. You don’t want to put them up on a rack that children pick up comics from to browse. So you put together an “18-and-Up” rack in the back of the store, where you can watch it. And really hardcore stuff you keep in a box behind the counter.

And if someone who looks young wants to buy one of these comics, you card them. Only makes sense, right?

An adult comes in, and buys one of these Adult Only comics, well, that’s no problem. Because, after all, it’s an adult, buying an adult comic, no different from picking up a copy of Penthouse at the local 7-11. No sweat, right?

Wrong.

In the case of Texas v. Castillo, Jesus Castillo was found guilty of “display of obscenity” in selling a copy of Demon Beast Invasion #2 to an adult undercover officer at a comic book store in Dallas. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail, a year’s probation, and a $4,000 fine.

During the trial, the various precautions that were made to keep the material out of the hands of children were dismissed by the prosecution. The expert testimony as to the artistic merit of the comic in question was dismissed. The “Miller Test” of whether the material was legally considered obscene was never used.

Instead, the prosecutor simply said that the comic book store was near an elementary school (as are a number of adult bookstores), but, more importantly, that comics were for kids, therefore this guy was peddling smut to youngsters. As he said in the closing argument:

And, again, why are we here? … This medium, the medium that this obscenity is placed in is done so in an appealing manner to children. Comic books, and I don’t care what type of evidence or what type of testimony is out there, use your rationality, use your common sense. Comic books, traditionally what we think of, are for kids. This is in a store directly across from an elementary school and it is put in a medium, in a forum, to directly appeal to kids. That is why we are here, ladies and gentlemen. I want to re-emphasize that the fact that all this smut is out there, does not mean it’s acceptable and is decent by our community. We’re here to get this off the shelf.

Castillo’s defense was paid for by the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund (CBLDF). The CBLDF also paid for the two appeals thus far, which have been denied. And now they’re taking it to the Supreme Court.

Frankly, I really don’t care for the sort of manga that Demon Beast Invasion represents. But, y’know what? That’s my choice. And I don’t want anyone telling me that I can’t read something because the medium I want to read it in is solely for the use of children. Especially when that’s such an absurd assertion.

If a prosecutor can get such material effectively banned by merely waving his hand and saying “kids shouldn’t read this,” what’s next?

I’m a paid (and, dare I say it, card-carrying) member of the CBLDF. This particular legal fight will probably cost more than $50k. I plan on making an additional donation. I hope you’ll consider joining or donating, too.

Comic relief

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Can’t tell your obscure reference without a program!

Sure that you’re missing out on an obscure joke or two as you read Alan Moore’s incredibly fine comic book, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Well, yes, you are. I…

Sure that you’re missing out on an obscure joke or two as you read Alan Moore’s incredibly fine comic book, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Well, yes, you are.

I don’t know which astounds me more — Moore, for the compulsive cramming of all the homages and references into his work, or Jess Nevins, for the obsessive decoding thereof. Amazing, in both cases.