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Movie Quickies

Goodies from Turner Classic Movies: Double Indemnity (1944): Billy Wilder directs (and Raymond Chandler co-writes), as a creepy Fred MacMurray falls for a nasty Barbara Stanwyck and agrees to help…

Goodies from Turner Classic Movies:

  1. Double Indemnity (1944): Billy Wilder directs (and Raymond Chandler co-writes), as a creepy Fred MacMurray falls for a nasty Barbara Stanwyck and agrees to help her kill her husband, with their greatest threat coming from MacMurray’s insurance investigation colleague, a clever Edward G. Robinson. One of the defining films of film noir, and, yes, a movie I’d recommend anyone to watch. Except maybe Katherine. (Thanks, Scott!)

  2. The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939): Betty Davis is a marvelously lonely, twitchy, lovestruck Elizabeth I, and Errol Flynn is a too-handsome, flightily ambitious Earl of Essex, and the two of them are caught up in an oddly unengaging soap opera of politics, love, anger and ambition. Not one of Davis’s better films, but one of her best performances. Flynn plays Flynn — Davis wanted Olivier, but later came to appreciate his work.

  3. Twelve Angry Men (1957): Henry Fonda as the proverbial odd man out in a jury in a capital case quick to rush to decision. It’s a fascinating combination of (now) famous talent a cross-section of everyman society, locked in an overheated room, betrayed by emotions, prejudices, and disinterest in serving up inconvenient justice. Should be required viewing in every civics classroom, even today, fifty years later.

LET MY PEOPLE … enjoy a zany teen comedy!

10 Things I Hate About Commandments. Oh my freaking Lord, that’s funny. And I say that as someone who loves the “original.” (via BoingBoing)…

10 Things I Hate About Commandments. Oh my freaking Lord, that’s funny. And I say that as someone who loves the “original.”

(via BoingBoing)

Definitely not David Niven

I have absolutely no opinion thus far about Daniel Craig as the next James Bond — but I do think this poster for Casino Royale is very cool. (The trailer’s…

I have absolutely no opinion thus far about Daniel Craig as the next James Bond — but I do think this poster for Casino Royale is very cool.

(The trailer‘s pretty cool, too, though it doesn’t much resemble what I recall from the book …)

(via PosterWire)

Fan pressure? Or cunning plan?

Lucasfilm has announced it will (despite earlier insistance it wouldn’t) issue the original, unenhanced, untweaked, un-Greedo-shoots-first versions of the original Star Wars trilogy, coming this September. Which begs the question…

Lucasfilm has announced it will (despite earlier insistance it wouldn’t) issue the original, unenhanced, untweaked, un-Greedo-shoots-first versions of the original Star Wars trilogy, coming this September.

Which begs the question of whether this is a response to fan demands for such a release, or another clever ploy by Lucasfilm to get big sales of yet another release of the SW flicks. Or, perhaps, both …

Superman Returns (soon)

The trailer is loose for the upcoming movie … Overall impressions? Gutsy yet very satisfying move to not simply reboot the movie series, but return to it (ignoring the last…

The trailer is loose for the upcoming movie

Overall impressions?

  1. Gutsy yet very satisfying move to not simply reboot the movie series, but return to it (ignoring the last couple of Reeves Reeve films, thankfully). Supes has been … away? Why? Why is he back now? And can he and the world still fit together? Nice.
  2. I never believed a man could fly. Now … well, I believe CGI can make a man do anything. The fx look nice. Let’s see if the story lives up to them. Lex, at least, seems fun.

  3. It is amusing (and irksome) that both Superman and Lois Lane look (unrealistically) younger now than they did then. Indeed, he looks about the same age as he does on Smallville.

  4. Given the slightly darker tone of the film, I can live with the darker tone of the costume. Still not happy with the belt buckle and boots, but the ads don really highlight them.

Interest level: moderately high

(via kottke)

Yet another list of must-see movies

Film critic Jim Emerson’s list of … … the movies you just kind of figure everybody ought to have seen in order to have any sort of informed discussion about…

Film critic Jim Emerson’s list of …

… the movies you just kind of figure everybody ought to have seen in order to have any sort of informed discussion about movies. They’re the common cultural currency of our time, the basic cinematic texts that everyone should know, at minimum, to be somewhat “movie-literate.”

I’ve marked the ones I’ve seen with asterisks.

* 2001: A Space Odyssey
The 400 Blows
8 1/2
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
* Alien
* All About Eve
Annie Hall
* Apocalypse Now
* Bambi
The Battleship Potemkin
The Best Years of Our Lives
The Big Red One
The Bicycle Thief
* The Big Sleep
* Blade Runner
Blowup
Blue Velvet
* Bonnie and Clyde
Breathless
Bringing Up Baby
Carrie
* Casablanca
Un Chien Andalou
Children of Paradise / Les Enfants du Paradis
* Chinatown
* Citizen Kane
* A Clockwork Orange
* The Crying Game
* The Day the Earth Stood Still
Days of Heaven
* Dirty Harry
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
Do the Right Thing
La Dolce Vita
Double Indemnity
* Dr. Strangelove
* Duck Soup
* E.T. — The Extra-Terrestrial
Easy Rider
* The Empire Strikes Back
* The Exorcist
Fargo
* Fight Club
* Frankenstein
The General
The Godfather, The Godfather, Part II
* Gone With the Wind
GoodFellas
* The Graduate
* Halloween
* A Hard Day’s Night
Intolerance
It’s a Gift
* It’s a Wonderful Life
* Jaws
The Lady Eve
* Lawrence of Arabia
M
* Mad Max 2 / The Road Warrior
* The Maltese Falcon
* The Manchurian Candidate
* Metropolis
Modern Times
* Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Nashville
The Night of the Hunter
* Night of the Living Dead
* North by Northwest
Nosferatu
On the Waterfront
Once Upon a Time in the West
Out of the Past
Persona
Pink Flamingos
* Psycho
* Pulp Fiction
Rashomon
* Rear Window
Rebel Without a Cause
Red River
Repulsion
The Rules of the Game
Scarface
The Scarlet Empress
Schindler’s List
The Searchers
* The Seven Samurai
* Singin’ in the Rain
Some Like It Hot
* A Star Is Born
A Streetcar Named Desire
* Sunset Boulevard
Taxi Driver
The Third Man
Tokyo Story
Touch of Evil
* The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Trouble in Paradise
* Vertigo
West Side Story
The Wild Bunch
* The Wizard of Oz

Which I think is 47 of 102. So I’m … half-literate.

(via kottke)

Tell me it’s just a dream, please …

A movie version of Dallas? Starring John Travolta as J.R. Ewing? And Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen? Oh, the pain ……

A movie version of Dallas? Starring John Travolta as J.R. Ewing? And Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen?

Oh, the pain …

A new Star Trek flick?

Word has it that a new ST movie is on the way for 2008. The as-yet-untitled “Star Trek” feature, the 11th since 1979, is aiming for a fall 2008 release…

Word has it that a new ST movie is on the way for 2008.

The as-yet-untitled “Star Trek” feature, the 11th since 1979, is aiming for a fall 2008 release through Paramount Pictures, the Viacom Inc. unit looking to restore its box-office luster under new management, the trade paper said.

The project will be directed by J.J. Abrams, whose
Tom Cruise vehicle “Mission: Impossible III” will be released by Paramount on May 5. Abrams, famed for producing the TV shows “Alias” and “Lost,” will also help write and produce.

Daily Variety said the action would center on the early days of “Star Trek” characters James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock, including their first meeting at Starfleet Academy and first outer-space mission.

It may be that, by breaking away from ties to a particular ongoing TV show (or cast thereof), they might be able to do a decent job. How they will go about recasting Kirk/Spock (and how they’ll do so without drifting into Shatneresque self-parody) will be interesting to see.

(via GeekPress)

Multi-media

I actually select about three or four hours on the plane back, which worked out nicely. And, in the meantime, got to watch: Good Night, and Good Luck: Triffic story…

I actually select about three or four hours on the plane back, which worked out nicely. And, in the meantime, got to watch:

  • Good Night, and Good Luck: Triffic story about Edward R. Murrow and CBS taking on Sen. Joe McCarthy. More of a mood piece than a tight narrative, but great nonetheless — and worth watching in these days of battling the Communist Threat. Expect a longer review elsewhen.
  • Decided to sleep rather than watch Serenity. Heretical, I know. Flipped the box over to Doctor Who on one of the TV show channels, and went to sleep as the Doctor confronted the last Dalek.

    Woke up to find the channel had cycled back to Doctor Who, so I watched the episode properly. This ep was what showed up last week in the US (is it a coincidence that it’s now showing up on the plane?).

  • Creature Comforts: Nick Park does his Wallace & Gromit claymation, but with various animals being interviewed — said interviews being actual ones with ordinary Brits. Great fun, terribly distracting, and I need to see if the show or shorts are on DVD to share with Margie.

  • Walking With Monsters: The Walking With Dinosaurs folks tackle earliest life, not to mention the “e” word (“evolution”) showing all sorts of crazy early critters, how they developed from competition (“Hey, light sensing organs! I can find food easier!” “Whoa, I can get away from the crazy Giant Scorpions by slipping across the beach and into these fresh water pools!” “Yay! Teeth rock!”). Really fascinating, just a scosh too technical (or maybe scary) for Kitten, otherwise I’d grab a copy for her.

And then we landed in Chicago. Yay!

Doom

Okay, remember Aliens, and all the cool Space Marines scenes? Now, imagine someone deciding to make a movie all about them, but without any imagination or sense of character or…

Okay, remember Aliens, and all the cool Space Marines scenes? Now, imagine someone deciding to make a movie all about them, but without any imagination or sense of character or literature or anything else.

That’s Doom.

Or, maybe, think about Predator. Not exactly Citizen Kane, right? Now, dumb it down about 90%, and you have Doom.

The movie starts out — indeed, lasts about 85% of its length as simply a sub-normal D&D adventure. No, really, I’ve played in modules like this. Thin excuses for violence, FX, and character conflict, then throw in Nasty Aliens and Evil Conspiracies and Big Weapons, only make all of them really juvenile (if exceedingly bloody), and you have Doom.

There is, supposedly, backstory for what’s going on, for some of the character conflicts, who these soldiers are, where the action takes place, the history of the place, the underlying reasons for it all. But, ultimately, that’s not really necessary to the story, and so gets the shortest of shrifts. We are here, after all, to see things chew up people, and, in turn, get blown up by weapons fire and explosives.

So things kind of limp along in a fascinating don’t watch too closely or else you’ll realize this is even more stupid than you thought fashion.Until you get to that 85% point. Then things get … well, then the movie turns into a First Person Shooter — literally — for several minutes, becoming a self-parody of the highest (if that adjective can ever apply to this movie) order. Followed by … well, stuff that makes the first part look like Predator in sophistication, if not actually Citizen Kane.

I didn’t have much better to watch or do or pick (nose included) for my dinner on my airline flight, but that’s about the only conditions I could imagine recommending this dog to. Play the game. It’s more interesting. And has better characterization. Really.

Travelogue

Got to the airport in plenty of time to make arrangements to upgrade my travel from Economy to Business Class. Except that, unlike what the happy-peppy folks at Expedia told…

  1. Got to the airport in plenty of time to make arrangements to upgrade my travel from Economy to Business Class. Except that, unlike what the happy-peppy folks at Expedia told me, since the trans-Atlantic hop is actually a BMI (British Midlands) flight, they can’t automatically do an upgrade from Denver — and, likely, an upgrade can’t be done at all because I didn’t contact them in advance (even though they are Dear, Bosom Buddies and Code Partners with United).

    *sigh*

    Well, I have a couple of hours in Chicago. With luck I can be friendly and courteous and get them to do it. I’ve flown decent trans-Atlantic hops on Economy before, but usually by lucking out with empty seats around me. Plus, Economy doesn’t have power, usually, which means I’m going to be reduced to writing by hand and to reading. Gads!

  2. United has redone their flight attendant instructions — used the same folks as they used for their Ted videos, only using a blue background a bit less hip.

    I would dearly love to see a video of this sort where the oxygen masks pop down and folks look startled. I don’t mean slapstick aghast and fainting — just have them look like they weren’t expecting, and have to think a moment about what to do. As it is, it’s rather disconcerting, because either these are Stepford Passengers, or else they are used to flying on airline where that sort of thing happens all the time. Neither is particularly comforting.

  3. I am on a flight with any number of rude people. People who pay no attention to the “please don’t put your jacket up in the overhead bins until we have all the suitcases up” and who turn their small bags sideways so that they take up four times the room, or who have bags that are too big and leave them hanging out of the overhead bins, or who put their little suitcase and their briefcase up above, even on a fully booked flight.

    *sigh*

  4. Had an Internet crisis at DIA — the old T-Mobile or whatever WiFi service they had on Concourse B has either been removed or is otherwise screwed up, because I couldn’t get a signal. Nor could I even get the wired Net service at the Qwest Business Center to work. Which made things a bit more stressful, since I was supposed to get some info back to my boss for a high level meeting today.

    Ah, well. Guess that’s what telephones are for.

  5. My flight across the pond is on BMI. Managed to get (by dint of being a Silver Dude on United, perhaps) into the Economy Not-Quite-Steerage section, which was all to the good — narrow seats, but plenty of leg room … and, as I’m in the last row of the section, I can lean back and not worry I’m crushing someone.

    Food, wine, umpty-six channels of entertainment. And … huzzah! A computer power outlet! And I just happen to have …

    … wait … battery? … lights not … well, rats — it seems to be out of commission. Annoying. Though I should have enough power to come close to finishing my Storyball story.

  6. Narrow, uncomfortable seats, though plenty of leg room. Didn’t get to sleep much. Watched (God help me) Doom, then O Brother Where Art Thou, then a few fragments of A Shot in the Dark.

    Ended up the flight feeling icky and stinky and definitely checking into the hotel in Glasgow when I arrive, even if that leaves me with less time in the office today.

  7. Manchester Airport is busy and difficult to figure out where one is trying to get to, but there’s wireless in the waiting areas. Thus …

Crack in the World

Watched one of my favorite Saturday Matinee movies (i.e., movies I used to watch as a kid on Saturday afternoons on Channel 13 back in California): Crack in the World…

Watched one of my favorite Saturday Matinee movies (i.e., movies I used to watch as a kid on Saturday afternoons on Channel 13 back in California): Crack in the World (1965).

The cover says it all:

THAN GOD IT’S ONLY A MOTION PICTURE!

Science miscalculates … underground Atom Bomb explodes earth’s core … and the world totters on the brink of destruction!

Today’s Terrifying Look into What Might Happen Tomorrow!

I mean, who could ask for anything more? We got:

  • Volcanoes!
  • Stampedes!

  • Atomic weapons!

  • Duelling scientists!

  • More volcanoes!

  • The UN!

  • Earthquakes!

  • Love triangles!

  • Veldt! Atolls! The Ocean! The Land!

  • Train wrecks!

  • Mass destruction!

  • People gathering in St Peter’s Square praying for a miracle!

  • Lava! Lots and lots of lava! Magma, too!

  • Massive elaborate sets!

  • Still more volcanoes!

  • Destruction of massive elaborate sets!

  • Lots of pyrotechnics!

  • Lots of stock footage!

  • Cute animals!

  • Apocalyptic devastation on a planet-shattering scale!

They just don’t make moves like this any more 00 which is kind of a shame (though it has some of ther fans like me). Great fun, and bring the popcorn.Picked up a copy (not … exactly … issued by the copyright holder) on eBay, and don’t regret it in the least.

Famous last words

A line of dialog that you know will not end well for the speaker and/or his/her side. “It’s [Fill in the Name]! Kill him and we’ll be famous!”…

A line of dialog that you know will not end well for the speaker and/or his/her side.

“It’s [Fill in the Name]! Kill him and we’ll be famous!”

Accompaniment

Kitten plays the flute along with the movie’s dancing. (The movie being Barbie’s “Swan Lake”, of course. It’s classical training!) this post enabled by airblogging.com….

Kitten plays the flute along with the movie’s dancing. (The movie being Barbie’s “Swan Lake”, of course. It’s classical training!)

this post enabled by airblogging.com.

Lord of the Rings, Remixed

TBS is showing the LotR trilogy the weekend of 14 April (Watch them all? How taxing!) And they have some very funny (if no doubt horrifying to the purists) ads…

TBS is showing the LotR trilogy the weekend of 14 April (Watch them all? How taxing!) And they have some very funny (if no doubt horrifying to the purists) ads for the series.

(via Seth)

Titan up

A few weeks back at Space Night at Katherine’s school, we saw a planetarium presentation that included a retelling of the story of Perseus, Pegasus, et al. Katherine followed the…

A few weeks back at Space Night at Katherine’s school, we saw a planetarium presentation that included a retelling of the story of Perseus, Pegasus, et al. Katherine followed the story raptly, so I immediately went out and ordered a copy of the classic flick, Clash of the Titans.

Came a few days back, and this morning, Margie and I IMed …

Margie: kittn woke up at 6A this morning

Dave: 🙁
She seemed restless when I went in to close her door.

Margie: wanted to sleep with me – that lasted 10 min
eventually she went down to watch a dvd – Clash of the Titans

Dave: ??!! Cool? And … disappointed i couldn’t watch it with her.

Margie: I’m sure that she will want to watch it again with you 🙂

Dave: Coolness.

Margie: She is enjoying it very much

Dave: Oh, excellent.
My Plan to Make Her One Big Geek progresses well …

Margie: I asked her what she was watching and she called it Andromeda

Dave: 🙂

Groovy.

The name’s the thing

Star Wars or Web 2.0? Can you tell the difference between the name of a Star Wars character and the name of a Web 2.0 company? I got a moderately…

Star Wars or Web 2.0?

Can you tell the difference between the name of a Star Wars character and the name of a Web 2.0 company?

I got a moderately nerdy 37 of 43 right.

(via kottke)

A for Alan

Alan Moore weighs in on V for Victory and the rather painful experiences he’s gone through as it’s been adapted for the screen (opening this weekend). He’s quite irked that…

Alan Moore weighs in on V for Victory and the rather painful experiences he’s gone through as it’s been adapted for the screen (opening this weekend). He’s quite irked that it’s changed from “fascism vs anarchy” to “conservatives vs liberals,” and has spent a fair amount of effort trying to get his name removed from the book (let alone the movie) altogether.

And so where I’m at, at the moment, it was heartbreak. When I got that package of books I took them straight out to the garage and threw them straight into a skid. I didn’t even want to recycle them. That night at 4 in the morning I woke up and I had black thunder rolling in my heart. I could not sleep, I was just lying there thinking well, they’re just going to ignore everything I say. It’s not my book. It’s their book, but the only reason they’ve my name on that book is it sells more copies, and it gives them a certain amount of integrity and credibility that I don’t think they would otherwise have had.

I’m perhaps overstating my case here a bit, but I think I lent an awful lot of literary and intellectual credibility to the American comics business and to the comics business in general when I entered it. I don’t feel the same way about comics any more, I really don’t. I never loved the comic industry. I used to love the comics medium. I still do love the comics medium in its pure platonic, essential form, but the comics medium as it stands seems to me to have been allowed to become a cucumber patch for producing new movie franchise.

V for Vendetta is a very quirky, oddly riveting, English sort of tale, driven by an extrapolation of the Thatcherite 80s. It’s perhaps inevitable that it would get tweaked for a 2006 world audience. Hopefully what’s been done to it won’t turn out to be as painful to its fans as it has been to its writer.

Welcome … back?

Ice Cube will star in the title role of a movie remake of Welcome Back Kotter. I don’t know which is more appalling — the fact of the remake, or…

Ice Cube will star in the title role of a movie remake of Welcome Back Kotter.

I don’t know which is more appalling — the fact of the remake, or Ice Cube being the star.

(and many thanks to Les for that mental image)

Fruity Oaty Bars!

I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar” commercial that River watches in…

I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar” commercial that River watches in the Beaumonde bar in Serenity. Fun stuff.

If it doesn’t work, you can go here and see it.

Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse!
Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse!
Eat ’em all the time,
Let ’em blow your mind!
[Anyone know Chinese?]
Fruity Oaty Bars, Fruity Oaty Bars.