How to tell if you are a superhero

A long, very amusing list:

For someone with several billion dollars who can sleep with anyone they desire you’re kind of a doleful son of a bitch.
When you say you’re driven by a “personal vendetta” you don’t conclude with “against Kinkos.”
You have to remember to say “Ow” when shot.
Your MySpace page has 43,287 friends, all in peril.

RTWT.
(via Solonor)

3 thoughts on “How to tell if you are a superhero”

  1. It’s a shortcut I rarely use, just because it comes across as … goofy? pretentious? unnecessary? But sometimes I get lazy. Or goofy/pretentious.

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