A long, very amusing list:
For someone with several billion dollars who can sleep with anyone they desire you’re kind of a doleful son of a bitch.
When you say you’re driven by a “personal vendetta” you don’t conclude with “against Kinkos.”
You have to remember to say “Ow” when shot.
Your MySpace page has 43,287 friends, all in peril.
RTWT.
(via Solonor)
Okay… I’ll bite: RTWT?
Google is your friend 🙂
Read The Whole Thing.
It’s a shortcut I rarely use, just because it comes across as … goofy? pretentious? unnecessary? But sometimes I get lazy. Or goofy/pretentious.