We’re movin’ the trailers to the mountains – Quaking Aspen in Sequoia National Forest.  Our pad sits in a right purdy stand of pines next to a sweet little meadow by the Tule River (No fishin’ though ’cus there ain’t much river.)  Plenty of room for everyone (‘cept cousin Billie Bob – you know how he likes loooots of space.)  Hot showers at the bath house.  The food will be good (as good as Sarah Jane and her crew can do) and the company will be down home.  No tellin; what the skeeters are going to be like so bring your fly swatter.
Saturday we will be celebrating’ Gramma Laycine Deat’s 100th birthday so bring her somethin’ nice.  She already has Elvis on velvet.
The park had 65 folks in 39 trailers (or tents).

Friday Dinner

*Long Island Iced Tea
Beer
Wine

Cheese & Crackers
Pate
*Crab Pizza
*Margie’s Salmon Dip
*Traditional Salad Bar
Baked Potatoes – bake at home, bring in an ice chest
*Quick Chili
Bread
*Mud Slides
Cookies
Milk, Coffee, Tea, *Cappuccino, Brandy

Saturday Brunch

Champagne
Strawberries

Assorted Cereal
Assorted Juice

*Puff Pastry Braid
*Rack of Spam
*Post Grape Nuts Lorraine
*Way Out There Grits
Bagels/Lox/Cream Cheese
Milk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows

Draw for FJS teams (Some call it “Favorite Jello Salad, some F**kin’ Jello Salad)

Saturday Dinner

Sippin’ Al Bob’s Wine Tastin’ – Wine In A Brown Paper Bag
Bourbon And Branch Water
*Lyndia Lu’s Trailer Trash Dip

*Everybody’s (Lipton) Onion Chip And Dip
*Billie Ronda’s Famous Bourbon Franks (Happy Dogs)
*Goo Francice Jan’s
*Margie Lu’s Garlic Stuff
*Mt Nebo Mock Lobster
*Uncle Bubba’s Barbecue Ribs
*Aunt Bertha’s Bbq Chicken
Deep Fried Turkey Canceled Due To The American Heart Association Objections
Kraft Dinner
*KOA BBQ Beans
Corn

FJS (F***in’ Jell-O Salad according to the majority)
*Momma’s Favorite
*Iris Salad
*Crimson Tide Cherry Salad
*Molded Strawberry Salad
*Jimmy’s Beet/Pineapple Salad
*Quick Tomato Aspic
*Rum Pineapple Delight

Corn Bread – box mix, butter, honey

*Big Molly’s Peach Cobbler (Cobbler with Cake Mix)
*Brown Bears in the Apple Orchard  (Same as above)
Milk, Coffee, Tea, *Cappuccino, Brandy

Sunday Brunch      

*Screw Drivers
*Bloody Mary’s
Cranberry Juice
Vodka

Assorted Cereal
Assorted Juice
Muffins – Box mix
*Omelet Bar
*Biscuits
Cantaloupe, Pineapple
Milk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows

Dinner

Wine
*Margaritas
Mexican Beer

*Quesadillas
*Layered Fiesta Dip
*Marinated Shrimp
Strips/Salsa
*Gazpacho by Margie
Kabobs-Beef – *Tequila Marinade
Kabobs – Chicken – *Citrus Pepper Marinade
*Chili And Cheese Rice
*Caesar Salad by Jack
Tortillas
*Cheater Fondue – Chocolate or Caramel

Monday Brunch      

What ever is left: Cereal, Juice, Dessert, Cookies

*Apple Coffee Cake
*French Toast a la Dave
Sausage
Milk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows