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Marvellous

Some vocal bros sure seem to be constantly threatened by strong female heroes.

I honestly don’t get the Captain Marvel / Carol Danvers / Brie Larson hate thing, be it in comic books or the movies. I never have. It just always feels like it boils down to horrible resentment and fear of strong women who recognize themselves as such.

That observation was inspired by yet another article — “Comic Book Fans Reject Captain Marvel | Cosmic Book News“– with that theme. “Everyone hates the Captain Marvel because she sucks and she hates men and Marvel is ruining my childhood.” But I’ve been reading this kind of “analysis” for years, ever since (a) Carol got her new name and outfit and (b) she got her own MCU movie announced, too.

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Brie Larson as the MCU’s Captain Marvel

And I find that outlets that actually echo those sentiments tend to be a click-baity toxic stew of such feelings, largely just amplifying a relatively small number of hating, if vocal, broflakes, who seemingly can’t stand the very concept of a superhero who can trade punches (or energy blasts) with the best of them, but is a girl, and almost certainly has girl cooties.

(I’ve taken to asking Google News to exclude those media outlets, since I rarely find myself in agreement with any of their other pronouncements, including, frequently, how Zack Snyder is a cinematic god.)

Is Captain Marvel (comic or movie) my bestest ever experience? No. I think the character (originally as Ms Marvel) has rung through too many changes over the years (female version of a male hero, early feminist icon, bathing suit-wearing flying brick, amnesiac victim, hyperpowered cosmic hero, alcoholic … then, finally, as Captain Marvel, fearless pilot and icon for girls).

Ms Marvel and Captain Marvel uniforms
Alex Ross does a nice, if incomplete, survey of Carol Danvers’ outfits over the years

That current iteration of the character in comics has gone through a series of writers and artists and, well, series, and attracted both fierce fans and fierce detractors, but only so-so readership. I’ve bought its various incarnations because I’ve enjoyed it, but I’ve never put it at top-of-stack as the best thing of the week.

(That the comic has gone through multiple volumes and directions and creative team is much hallooed by the character’s critics, as in the original article noted, without any consciousness of how many other characters and titles go through similar things without being condemned as a threat to All that is Right and Good (and, of course, Masculine).)

Similarly, I thought the movie was good, but not spectacular, though it did decent box office — not top-tier, but quite respectable.

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Pretty sure those aren’t *bad* numbers.

But I can say, “Hey, this is only good, not great” without the need to pin down a binary “best of breed” or “dirty mongrel” … perhaps because I don’t see Captain Marvel as a threat to my ego or the rest of my comic book / movie franchise experience. I can see a comic / movie starring a strong woman — one who’s not showing a whole bunch of skin, at that — and not feel like my masculinity is being threatened, let alone attacked.

Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel was supposed to be a tentpole for the next wave of Marvel movies, something that COVID-19 put into a tailspin. It’s strong but not blockbusting performance may have also led to the next installment pivoting to not being another Carol solo film, but The Marvels, which will include two other related characters: Monica Rambeau (seen getting her powers in WandaVision), who in the comics held the Captain Marvel name for a while*, and Kamala Khan (a teen who in the comics got powers and took on the moniker of Ms Marvel).

I hope that’s all setting up a whole bunch of new goodness, not a response to dudes who think Captain Marvel doesn’t fit their toxic view of womanhood.

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* Short history lesson: The first superhero named Captain Marvel was originally a knock-off of Superman back in the 1930s, published by Fawcett. DC ended up suing Fawcett over it, quashing the comic, and eventually buying the rights to the character. Meanwhile Marvel decided it should have a character by that name, obviously and created its own Captain Marvel, a Kree spy who “went native” and defended Earth. Carol Danvers was a character in his book, and eventually got exposed to McGuffin technology, and became the similarly-powered Ms Marvel. DC started up its Captain Marvel comic again, though usually not as part of its mainstream universe. Marvel, who couldn’t make a huge commercial go of its Captain Marvel, killed him off with cancer (great comic), but realized it needed to keep the name in use in order to defend the trademark. So Monica Rambeau got created to be called Captain Marvel, though she later changed her hero name to Photon. Various other Captains Marvel showed up in Marvel, until someone had the obvious idea a few years back of renaming Ms Marvel to Captain Marvel, putting an end to all that. Meanwhile, DC finally agreed to rename their Captain Marvel to the name he invoked to trigger his powers, Shazam. And now you know. And knowing’s half the battle.

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Captains Marvel: Marvel’s Kree Mar-Vell; Carol Danvers; and Fawcett Comics’ Billy Batson Captain Marvel, now called Shazam.

Movie Review: “Black Widow” (2021) [no spoilers]

We went to an actual movie theater! It was fun!

Black Widow is a fine action flick and a decent (if overdue) wrap-up and send-off for Natasha Romanoff. It doesn’t pay off some of the stuff it sets up, but it’s definitely in the upper half of MCU films.

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My only thoughts on a post-election afternoon

The afternoon after the night before.

  1. I am guardedly optimistic that, despite Donald’s appalling dishonesty about and continuing shenanigans with the electoral process, Biden will eventually win.
  2. Even if so, I am deeply, deeply dismayed with the US that this election is this close. That 67 million Americans are willing to overlook (if not support) Trump’s horrible personality, his racism and sexism, his incompetence at home and abroad, his corruption, his authoritarianism, and his never-ending litany of lies … boggles my mind. 
  3. I expect my animus toward Mitch McConnell will deepen to unexpected but off-putting levels over the next few years.

Before the Dark Times arrive …

“Buy Oreos! They’ll be worth their weight in ammo!”

 

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RIP, Jack Sheldon

As we roll credits on that distinctive “Schoolhouse Rock” voice.

Jack Sheldon, jazz musician who lent voice to many Schoolhouse Rock videos of the 1970s, has passed away, age 88.

Two of his most famous hits were “Conjunction Junction” …

… and “I’m Just a Bill” …

He actually played a role in a number of the Schoolhouse Rock videos:

– The Little Things We Do (2009) … Vocals (voice)
– Report from the North Pole (2009) … Vocals (voice)
– FatCat Blue: The Clean Rivers Song (2009) … Fat Cat Blue (voice)
– Windy and the Windmills (2009) … Vocals (voice)
– Presidential Minute (2002) … Vocals (voice)
– I’m Gonna Send Your Vote to College (2002) … Boothy (voice)
– Where the Money Goes (1995) … Dad (voice)
– The Tale of Mr. Morton (1993) … Vocals / Mr. Morton (voice)
– Busy Prepositions (1993) … Vocals (voice)
– Them Not-So-Dry Bones (1979) … Vocals (voice)
– The Energy Blues (1979) … Earth (voice)
– The Body Machine (1979) … Vocals (voice)
– Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla (1977) … Albert Andreas Armadillo (voice)
– Mother Necessity (1976) … Vocals (voice)
– I’m Just a Bill (1976) … Bill (voice)
– Conjunction Junction (1973) … Conjunction Junction Conductor (voice)

 

Sheldon was a noteworthy trumpeter, as a number of his other IMDb credits show. He was part of Jack Webb’s stable of actors for Dragnet and Adam-12, and served nearly two decades as Merv Griffin’s music director and “sidekick”.

Thank you, Mr. Sheldon, for your talent and for the many memories you left us, especially those educational earworms.

My Books of 2019

I read a lot this year.

I don’t know that I read more or less this year than last, but the overall tally looks pretty impressive.  Here’s my tally, courtesy of GoodReads (and a lot of work of my own putting the information in).

That shows up (currently) as 100 books read; that includes 50 graphic novels, along with 42 text novels (22 of them re-reads) and 8 audiobooks (non-fiction). Notable series I dove into the first time this year: Novik’s Temeraire series (in progress) and a good chunk of Lee’s Liaden books. Also reread all of Peters’ Cadfael mysteries and Zelazy’s Amber works.

There were also 2-3 virtual longboxes worth of comic books.

On to 2020!

 

 

 

 

I, the Jury

Mitch McConnell, the jury foreman in the impeachment trial is admitting that he’s collaborating with defense counsel.

Sure, everyone sort of expected that the GOP Senate would never actually convict Trump in an impeachment trial, and that Mitch McConnell, as Republican Majority Leader in that chamber of congress would make certain it never happened.

On the other hand, it’s kind of shocking that he’d actually, publicly confess / brag that he’s in the bag for Trump.

Everything I do during this, I’m coordinating with White House Counsel. There will be no difference between the President’s position and our position as to how to handle this … in total coordination with the White House Counsel’s office and the people who represent the President ….

Can I just note how … profoundly wrong this is?

The US Constitution — you know, the thing Mitch (and other federal officials) swore an oath to uphold and defend — the Constitution dictates that the Senate serves as the place for an impeachment trial. The House indicts (with articles of impeachment), and the Senate acts as jurors (with the Chief Justice of the United States serving as judge).

Mitch McConnell, effectively the jury foreman, just proclaimed he’s coordinating with the defense counsel.

And if that oath to uphold and defend the Constitution isn’t enough, there’s an additional oath Mitch will be taking, along with every other Senator.

I solemnly swear … that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of Donald J. Trump, now pending, I will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws: So help me God.

I don’t see how he can possibly do that, if he’s already confessing his coordination with Donald Trump’s counsel.

McConnell’s statements are emblematic of the ultimate corruption of the Republican party, whose sole purpose has become, it seems, to protect and defend the presidency of Donald Trump, regardless of what he says or does.

Given that, it’s unlikely that the impeachment trial will result in a conviction, not because there is  (or isn’t) sufficient evidence to convict, but because the GOP majority (as led by Mitch McConnell) simply are disinterested in “impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws.”

Indeed, there are loud rumors that Mitch will simply push through a vote to acquit, without any witnesses being heard (this after the GOP spend the last month or two complaining about not being able to call witnesses, even as the White House forbade any of its people to respond to subpoenas to act as witnesses).

Through such tactics, they can ensure that Donald Trump won’t be convicted under the articles of impeachment. But history — assuming it is written by Americans — not be kind to their dereliction of duty, and their being forsworn of their oaths.

 

 

 

“As You Like It” (and I did)

“All the world’s a stage”

We went to the Colorado Shakespeare Festival on Sunday afternoon for our second show of the season, As You Like It. It was delightfully goofy rendition, set in an American “pastoral” rural setting, with a cast of eight (doubling and tripling roles) and original music (to Shakespeare’s words) by Sam Misner (of Misner & Smith).

Indeed, my only regret about the evening was that there was no cast soundtrack available, as the music, and performances of it, were lots of fun.

The show continues to run through 10 August, if you happen to be in the Denver / Boulder area. It’s well worth going to see it.

Do you want to know more? As You Like It – CU Presents