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Heads up, Kate!

by ***Dave on Thu 8-Jun-06 6:59am · 18 comments

85% Probability of UN Plaza being nuked between Friday evening June 9th and Saturday evening June 10th, 2006

No, that’s not from the Department of Homeland Security, but from the marginally more reliable True Bible Code site.

Firstly we strongly advise anyone in New York City with any faith in God, whatever his religion or whatever his distrust of organised religion, to take the second weekend in June off, and leave NYC for that weekend.

You can then study this fascinating article outside NYC at your leisure, during that weekend or more to the point, after that weekend! It is going to be hard to find the necessary time during the next few days, given the busy schedule of every New Yorker, to sit down and fully analyze the fruits of 14 years of bible decoding and reach a rational decision about such a momentous prediction. So the sensible course of action might be to judge for yourself whether we are sincere in our efforts to decode the bible. And if you see that we are sincere, then rather than taking an intellectual walk from basic faith to accurate bible prophecy, just rely on all of the work that we have so far done and on the basis of your faith and our sincerity, take the weekend out of the city.

We have everything to lose and nothing to gain if we are not sincere. We also have a lot to lose if we are wrong. We have done this work in order to save lives. We risk looking like complete turkeys on June 11th if nothing has happened by then, rather than looking like the wackos that we presently look like to most people. But it does not really matter what we look like, what matters is that people start taking the bible seriously at this late stage in the divine plan.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!

(via J-Walk)

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1 ktbuffy Thu 8-Jun-06 8:31am at 8:31am: So, wait, I don’t get it. Which is worse: wackos or turkeys?

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2 ***Dave Thu 8-Jun-06 9:45am at 9:45am: Well, at least the whackos are giving you a real threat and date you can act on, rather than simply saying, “Hey, there might be more danger, but don’t overreact, but do let us know if you see anything strange, but we can’t ell you any more than that.”

Not that I expect you to lose any sleep over this. :-)

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3 ***Dave Mon 12-Jun-06 6:29am at 6:29am: Well, at least they’re updating the site:

Our first 3 dates were wrong but the scriptural threat is still there. We now calculate that the UN Plaza will be nuked between Friday evening June 30th and Saturday evening July 1st, 2006

It is certainly true that: No nukes is good nukes! But just because we got the date wrong (3 times) does not mean that the scriptural threat has evaporated. It is still there in black and white. So we still have the almost impossible task of persuading a typical New Yorker with faith in God, that the Bible predicts the very day and place of the first terrorist nuke. There is obviously a massive credibility gap between: “Here endeth the lesson” and “Here endeth NYC”. But every journey, however long, begins with one small step. So here is our attempt to fill that gap.

Firstly we again strongly advise anyone in New York City with any faith in God, whatever his religion or whatever his distrust of organised religion, to take the weekend of June30/July1, and leave NYC for that weekend.

Stay tuned!

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4 ktbuffy Mon 12-Jun-06 8:58am at 8:58am: Not only will I not be leaving the city that weekend (though thousands of others will, since it’s a holiday), I’ll be dragging other innocent bystanders into the path of danger. Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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5 ***Dave Mon 12-Jun-06 1:43pm at 1:43pm: You evil, evil woman! Just for that, I hope NYC *doesn’t* get nuked! So there!

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6 ginny Tue 20-Jun-06 10:38pm at 10:38pm: ::whines:: Oh, mannnn, is this going to go on all summerrrr?

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7 ***Dave Tue 27-Jun-06 1:43pm at 1:43pm: The percent chance is up to 98%! Yikes!

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8 ***Dave Mon 3-Jul-06 3:52pm at 3:52pm: And the window has been widened until July 4! Get out while you can, Kate!

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9 ***Dave Thu 6-Jul-06 2:00pm at 2:00pm: Will the suspense never end? Now it’s “Sundown Tuesday July 25th and Sundown Thursday July 27th, 2006″!

We have indeed made 4 mistakes so far. 4 failed nuclear predictions. 4 very large mistakes! 4 very visible mistakes. But fortunately we do not hold to the doctrine of papal infallibility. So we can learn from our mistakes rather than pretending that we never make any.

This is what we have learned…
The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb sometime in the Biblical month of Tammuz, we expect this to happen on 2006Tammuz28/29 i.e. between Sundown Tuesday July 25th and Sundown Thursday July 27th, 2006.

We do apologise for our incompetence at getting the day right. But we do still have the month right in our understanding and we now have a new day for this disaster. So we again strongly advise anyone in New York City with any faith in God, whatever his religion, or whatever his distrust of organised religion, to be outside the city between Tuesday evening July 25th and Thursday evening July 27th.

At least they’re honest in admitting their errors thus far.

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10 ***Dave Fri 28-Jul-06 7:25am at 7:25am: And since NYC is still there, they’ve gone back, checked their numbers, and determined that the new date is “between Sundown Sunday July 30th and Sundown Tuesday August 1st, 2006.”

I continue to give them some credit for admitting their errors to date and taking action to update their web pages immediately (and not taking the “easy” course of pushing the date out a year or two). I still think they’re goofballs, but at least they’re goofballs with some integrity.

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11 ktbuffy Fri 28-Jul-06 8:16am at 8:16am: Ah yes. Bless their sweet little goofball hearts.

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12 ***Dave Thu 3-Aug-06 3:25pm at 3:25pm: I’m waiting for them to claim that NYC really has been nuked, and the Forces of Evil which own the media are just keeping it secret. The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb on 2006Ab8 i.e. on the Jewish Sabbath between Sundown Friday August 4th and Sundown Saturday August 5th, 2006.

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13 ***Dave Tue 8-Aug-06 6:06am at 6:06am: Ho-hum. Now it’s August 11-12th.

Wake me up when it’s over, guys.

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14 ***Dave Mon 14-Aug-06 7:03am at 7:03am: And now it’s 8/18-19.

Hardly worth checking any more.

Or, put another way, if stuff like this were predictable from Scripture (a huge if, IMO — even if one takes Scripture as, ah, Gospel, the question of why God would embed stuff like this as a secret code remains unanswered), one would expect it to be, well predictable. A variance of over two months (so far) seems a bit dodgy.

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15 ***Dave Mon 21-Aug-06 6:12am at 6:12am: And now it’s “between Sundown Friday August 25th and Sundown Saturday August 26th.”

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16 ***Dave Fri 25-Aug-06 10:21am at 10:21am: Well, on the one hand, it looks like you’re safe from nukes, Kate. I mean, yeah, the prediction is now through sunset Saturday, but so far the odds are looking good that the prediction will fail.

But, on the other hand, be careful on your Prague trip — I hear they have a real bug problem.

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17 ***Dave Does the Blog Mon 30-Oct-06 10:18am at 10:18am: Heads up, Kate (still, again, some more)!

Those prophets who’ve been predicting that New York will be nuked on date X, where X seems to be an endless series? Well, they’re still at it, and the current…

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18 ***Dave Does the Blog Mon 30-Oct-06 10:27am at 10:27am: Get your New York-based Christmas Shopping done early!

The “New York is going to be nuked” folks have rolled their prediction back yet again to it happening by sundown, 15 December. That will be a bit over six…

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