You know what’s amazing?

Styrofoam.

I mean, think of it. I can pour scalding hot water into this disposable cup, and not only will it sit there indefinitely without leaking, it doesn’t even get hot.

Sure, it’s a polution problem. And given my druthers, I’d rather drink out of a real cup than a styrofoam one, any day.

But it’s still pretty amazing.