All hail Haengr the Insane!

Get your Viking name. (Unlike the previous version of this one, you actually get asked some questions.)

Also your Cereal Name (“Available in low-brow convenience marts everywhere, it’s: Cracklin Choco Crisps!”)

Your Hillbilly Name (“Your name is Bobby Joe Winchester but everyone calls you Buster.”)

And, of course, your Exotic Dancer Name: (“The stage clears, and all eyes turn to you, The Fantastic Warren Cox.”)

(Via Netsloth)