Spam of the Daze

Y O U are a W I N N E R here ! 4392

Yeah, I know. That’s why four separate HotMail accounts have sent me this frelling note over the last two days, albeit with different tracking numbers.

I love those little tracking numbers, by the way. I wish to God Outlook’s stupid rules allowed me to send anything with a set of numbers at the end. I’d wipe out 90% of my spam in one swell foop.

Other winners from the past few days include:

Guaranted Peneis enlargement program

My only curiosity here is whether the mispellings are deliberate or not.

dave.hill,Reverse Aging 10 to 20 Years

It’s vaguely depressing that this is no longer a ridiculous number.

dave.hill,The Ultimate Anti-Ager!

Sounds like a super-hero identity.

Here is that link. 5492GpRh1-783pgoM1…

Uh-huh. Right. Oh, SpamCop …