Shoot me

6 thoughts on “Shoot me”

1. Just making sure you know BBSpot is parody… Don’t hit me.

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2. Well, of course I knew that. (Heck, I have a link for them in the sidebar, next to The Onion and The Brunching Shuttlecocks.)

   I suppose, for a purist, there are some things that are Just Not Funny.

   Of course, I’m not that much a purist about nearly anything. Including this, since I thought it was a hoot.

   “People complained a lot about Gimli just being there for comic relief,” continued Wilcox. “We answer that criticism by directing the humor through Jar-Jaromir in The Return of the King. There’s this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it’s best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious.”

   I mean, I can really see that, and, as long as it gets no further than my imagination, mind you, it is a riot.
   Hmmmm. Maybe we should all be grateful that George Lucas never tackled LotR.

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3. Almost as funny as the Return of the King protest. Maybe more.

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4. Heh. That‘s pretty funny, too.

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5. Funny!

   “Hey baby…you got any fiead peanutbutter and banana Lembas?”

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6. “And upon his head was the mithril helm, with wings of eagles upon it, and decorated with gems of great brilliance. And upon his feet, shoes of blue suede, stepped upon by forces of darkness in the Age past, but once again brushed to beauty as in the days of Numenor.”

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