Hah. My soul is worth more than Doyce’s. He was offered a piddling £6,885. I, on the other hand, have a quote here for £32,586. Only 13% of people have a purer soul than mine (and most of they are probably lying on the test).
So there. Nyah. I rock. So say the good folks at We Want Your Soul.
UPDATE: Margie is worth £65,753. Of course, I’ve often considered her a saint.
I had to tell them thanks but no thanks. Someone has spent a lot more than 31,515 pounds for my soul.
Something’s wrong here!
“Your soul is worth £76802. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.”
Ummm… How can this possibly be?
Obviously something has gone horribly, horribly wrong …