Sorry to say it, but you’d probably bite it less that halfway through the flick.
Whether it’s because you tend to panic in stressful sitches or because you’d prefer
not to grab a knife and start stabbing back, you’re not getting out alive.
Extreme fear would have you frozen in terror, allowing the murderer time to fix himself
a sandwich before 86-ing you. But hey, it’s not all bad. You’re non-violent and
that’s nice. At least you don’t have to live the rest of your life with memories of
all your friends hacked to pieces. And you won’t have to embarass yourself in any
sub-par sequels. See, even being the victim of a homicidal rage has it’s good points!
Would you survive a horror movie?
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Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She’s Crafty
No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You’re an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You’re level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you’re not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don’t get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn’t be driving stakes through his heart!
I’m sure this has something to do with the fact that I’m compulsively paranoid. Just a guess.
BTW, I can’t get the preview and the post function to work.
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She’s Crafty
As if there was any doubt…
yep…
preview want all horky about a week ago.
Forgot to mention it at the time, and remembered just now as I tried to preview.
Yo! She-bitch! Let’s go.
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She’s Crafty via ***Dave [Listening to: Evanescence – My Immortal (Band…
Huh. Is the preview all wonky? Hmmm. So it is. I suspect MT-Blacklist upgrade. I’ll have to check when I get a spare minute.
Yay! I’m alive too!
Well, I outperformed Dave, anyway.
Hope I’m up and ambulatory enough to make it to your funeral.
You made it through the flick, but, um, it’s not a pretty picture. You’re the bloody heap in the corner who everyone thought was dead until you stumble into the hero’s arms after the bad guy bites it (think Jamie Kennedy in Scream). You are a smart and fiesty person, but you’re also a little reckless and you tend to put yourself in awkward positions -without a good weapon. But even though you get sliced up a bit, you get to survive and that’s all that matters. Who needs all those toes, ears, and arms you’ll be missing by the end of the flick anyway?
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Two silly online quizzes in as many days? I must be ill. No psycho slayer is going to get between…