From the Top5 Comics list …
9. “For the hundredth time, I am not going to your undersea grotto to check out your shell collection!”
8. The “Evil Twin from an Alternate Dimension” excuse only works once in a relationship.
7. Female superheroes demand to be treated with respect and equanimity, so try to ignore all the cleavage and skintight leather.
6. A heroic fight and rescue can be exciting and jump-start the relationship, but not if the fight is in the sewers.
5. What happens in the alternate dimension apocalyptic futuristic time-line reality stays in the alternate dimension apocalyptic futuristic time-line reality.
4. Sure, kissing upside down in the rain looks great in the movie, but wet spandex chafes something fierce!
3. Dating your dead wife’s clone is never a good idea, even if it resolves a major continuity issue.
2. Remember that when choosing a Kryptonite condom, color does matter for more than just the novelty value.
1. Don’t try to impress her by giving up your super-powers in your Arctic fortress, unless you’re sure you have a ride back.
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