Note to the Universe

Dear Universe,

While I appreciate that phone conference being cancelled, since it was to my fifth phonecon since I got into work this morning, the average length being about 60 min. each (plus or minus 30 min.), each one more complicated and generative of further work than the last, I would very much have appreciated knowing it was going to be cancelled before I cut short my sanity walk in order to be back at my desk for it — or, rather, to read about its cancellation.

Please be certain that future arrangements are less ironically made when attempting to do me a favor.

Yours, sincerely,

*** Dave