Pickup Lines (for Her)

A list of ten pickup lines, guaranteed to help you ladies get guys to engage in witty conversation with you:

1. “Hi.” (Be generally friendly and strike up conversations and you might just find someone interesting to talk to.)
2. “Can you close my bracelet for me?” Or “Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?” or any other plea for assistance. (Make the guy a hero.)
3. “That’s a cool pocket-watch. Where’d you get it?” (Ask a question that takes more than a grunt yes or no.)
4. “Don’t you think Batman’s cooler than Superman because he doesn’t have super-powers to fall back on?” (Make the guy feel like an expert in something.)
5. “You’ve got an iPod. Should I get the Nano or the 30 gig?” (Variation on the above, but with the guy-centric tech aspect.)
6. “Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?” (Make the guy feel like he’s in an “in” conversation.)
7. “Can I sit with you so I won’t get hit on?” (Make the guy feel like a hero, paint yourself in an attractive light, and give yourself an excuse to buy him a “thank you” drink.)
8. “This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You’ve got to try it.” (Be generous and engage his senses.)
9. “So, what are you doing here?” (Look for something in common, esp. at some sort of social event.)
10. “I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.” (Just be direct.)

Certainly any of these would get my attention (if I was in the market — which, of course, I am not). Especially, of course, #4 …

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