Aside from the immediate response of, “If only it were so,” there’s some evidence that the big, lasagna-eating comic strip feline is actually starving to death in an abandoned house, fantasizing everything else that’s going on around him.
This Flash video provides the evidence. It, in turn, references the Garfield Wikipedia page, which has been slightly modified since then, but which now points to a separate entry on the Garfield Halloween Strips — though, oddly enough, that entry is marked for possible deletion …
(via Table of Malcontents)
Alas, another dark speculation shot to pieces.
Although, of course, given all the money involved … he would say that, wouldn’t he?
That was dark and disturbing. Thank you for helping make my day a little bit weirder.
As Calvin put it, “I like to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.”
Okay, how many of you are such C&H fans that you knew immediately what Calvin had done to prompt that statement of his?
((waves hand))
My respect for tigers continually grows.